09/08/2026
Okay, WORLD… we see y’all pulling up to 7 Brew for the freebies. 👀😂
But the REAL question is… would y’all pull up to the Gerald Jones Honda Buying Center if I gave you a FREE squishy just for letting me make an offer on your car?! 🚗💰🤣
Because at this point, I’m about to order a WHOLE BOX of these things and find out just how serious Augusta is about two things:
💵 Getting TOP DOLLAR for their car
😂 And apparently… SQUISHIES.
No purchase necessary. You don’t have to buy a car from us. Heck, you don’t even have to sell me yours. 😂
Just pull up → let me check out your ride → get an offer → GET YOUR SQUISHY. 🤣
And if that number starts looking a little too good… 👀💰
I might just be buying your car while you’re here. 😂
📍 Gerald Jones Honda Buying Center
4022 Washington Rd, Martinez, GA
Okay but seriously… SHOULD I ORDER THE SQUISHIES?! 😂👇
Because I have a feeling y’all are about to have me standing outside the Buying Center like this 🤏 waiting on cars to pull in. 😂😂
