06/11/2026
😂☀️ SUMMER DECISION TIME, SALEM! ☀️😂
After careful consideration, we've narrowed your options down to two:
🍋 Option 1: Buy this 200-foot Lemonade Lazy River and spend all summer floating around avoiding your responsibilities.
❄️ Option 2: Fix the A/C in your car so you don't feel like you're driving inside a giant air fryer every afternoon.
With the heat wave headed our way, we recommend Option 2... unless your HOA approves a 200-foot lemonade river in the front yard. 😅🍋🏊
If your A/C is blowing warm air, making strange noises, or only works when it feels like it, let the team at Torque Automotive Industries LLC get you cooled off before the temperatures start climbing.
📍 2315 Pringle Rd SE, Suite G
Salem, OR 97302
📞 (503) 470-0867
🚗❄️ We'll fix your air conditioning so you can stay cool on the road... and leave the giant lemonade river dreams to Costco. 😂🍋
😎☀️🍋🚗
