That Guy Who Cleans Nice Cars

That Guy Who Cleans Nice Cars We make things with wheels look marginally better than when they arrived!

it was this Knobbers 16th yesterday.. I didn't post anything because I'm a useless piece of go f**k myself! but.. she is...
06/09/2026

it was this Knobbers 16th yesterday.. I didn't post anything because I'm a useless piece of go f**k myself!
but.. she is genuinely growing to be a beautiful, half intelligent young lady!
definitely didn't get my genes but I'm glad she is what she is
All the best figuring out life from here kidda, it gets abit complicated?!
Happy Birthday Mia-Grace

Out on location on Friday attending to a Porsche Taycan GT and a V8 Defender Taycan fully machine polished and protected...
06/09/2026

Out on location on Friday attending to a Porsche Taycan GT and a V8 Defender
Taycan fully machine polished and protected and Landy given a Showroom Valet plus Protection Package
as much as I wouldn't take no for an answer he doesn't like his s**t on social media and sent me this to put on
felt good to be out doing my thing

Shouldn't advertise this but, turns out the little bit of Bud Brownie I gave Jess was perhaps a little bit too much that...
03/09/2026

Shouldn't advertise this but, turns out the little bit of Bud Brownie I gave Jess was perhaps a little bit too much
that's a dog currently on a NASA mission.. my bad!

31/08/2026

got caught up in an Asian Wedding
I mean I wasn't invited but, f**k it I never am!

My licence ran out last week (didn't know they did that)Panicked I went through my gallery and cropped the best photo of...
27/08/2026

My licence ran out last week (didn't know they did that)
Panicked I went through my gallery and cropped the best photo of a bad bunch, turns out to be the one where I'm in hospital in the midst of a mental breakdown wired off my breasts..
and they accepted it?!
now I have that photo for the next decade?!
but in marginally better news I'm now allowed back on the tarmac!

26/08/2026

I was brought up in the correct era regarding cars!
Damn I miss the 90s

if a jobs worth doing and all that...and if you can't work out what you're looking at, well I took off the support bars ...
25/08/2026

if a jobs worth doing and all that...
and if you can't work out what you're looking at, well I took off the support bars for the wing mirrors in order to machine polish around them correctly!
God-f**king-Damnit! You've ruined it now I've had to explain it!
F*CK You!

Ford RS Cosworth given our Seasonal Surface Protection Package, Inc but not limited to Hand Wash and Multi Stage Deconta...
24/08/2026

Ford RS Cosworth given our Seasonal Surface Protection Package, Inc but not limited to
Hand Wash and Multi Stage Decontamination Process, Hand Polished and finished in a Long Term Protective Wax, Glass Surfaces cured and coated aswell as the Alloy Wheels.
finished it all off with a Steam Clean of the Engine Bay
a ridiculously mint car looking ridiculously mint!!
long week, can't be aRSed now!
did you see what I did there? I used the word 'arsed' which is an English level of botherment, and I highlighted the R and the S because that's the same letters as the car in the post, so it acts as like a double entendre and means one thing but subtly hints at another?
mental!!

24/08/2026

Don't worry Dad I'll be safe
4 hours later - in York Hospital with alcohol poisoning
Just... what the f*ck?

24/08/2026

If I knew then what I know now.. I would have made the garage a hell of alot bigger!!
still pretty big though

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