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DK Motor Group Ltd HOME of the DK Black Bush! We are Citroen C4 Grand Picasso Specialists.
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Dealing with all levels of repairs, including - Semi automatic gearbox repair, EGS repairs and replacement, servicing, DPF cleaning, remapping, Diagnostics and sales, part manufacture

🛠️ THE REVIEW WAS WRONG. THE REPLY GOT PERSONAL.Imagine this…A garage receives a review containing a clear factual mista...
03/11/2026

🛠️ THE REVIEW WAS WRONG. THE REPLY GOT PERSONAL.

Imagine this…

A garage receives a review containing a clear factual mistake. The owner is angry and wants to reply with comments about the customer’s attitude and personal circumstances. A colleague suggests correcting only the relevant facts.

Now let’s play devil’s advocate… an unfair review can hurt a small business deeply. A public reply still becomes part of what future customers judge.

A️⃣ Correct the relevant facts.
B️⃣ Keep private details private.
C️⃣ Invite a direct conversation.
D️⃣ The frustration is understandable.
E️⃣ What would you post?.

Which side would you take—and what would you do next? 👇

🚨 YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP! 🚨When police are looking for you over a stolen car, you probably want a hiding place t...
03/11/2026

🚨 YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP! 🚨

When police are looking for you over a stolen car, you probably want a hiding place that doesn't draw attention to itself.

In Rochdale, a wanted car thief chose the inside of a giant teddy bear.

The difficulty was that the bear appeared to be breathing.

Greater Manchester Police described finding him inside when officers searched a property. The case was reported in August 2022, after he had been jailed for offences including vehicle theft, driving while disqualified and leaving a petrol station without paying.

I'm trying to imagine the room going quiet while an officer looks across and notices the soft furnishings inhaling.

The theft and fuel offences weren't funny for the people affected. The escape plan is another matter.

At what point do you think he realised the teddy bear wasn't going to work? 👇

🎶 BONUS POINTS — time for a little fun…

What song could they have been listening to that perfectly fits this one? 👇

Artwork: dramatised reconstruction of the reported incident. People, incidental details and any unspecified vehicle are illustrative.

🛠️ THE WRONG COLOUR ARRIVED. THE CAR WAS ALREADY APART.Imagine this…A correctly specified visible trim part arrives in t...
03/11/2026

🛠️ THE WRONG COLOUR ARRIVED. THE CAR WAS ALREADY APART.

Imagine this…

A correctly specified visible trim part arrives in the wrong colour after the car is dismantled. The owner wants it finished today but refuses a mismatch. The supplier can offer a replacement later, not immediately.

Now let’s play devil’s advocate… finishing quickly matters, and colour can be part of what was agreed. The garage cannot solve the tension by silently changing that agreement.

A️⃣ Match what was agreed.
B️⃣ Explain the real options.
C️⃣ Today’s deadline matters.
D️⃣ The supplier must respond.
E️⃣ What would you accept?.

Which side would you take—and what would you do next? 👇

“FRONT TOP MOUNT” CAN SEND TWO PEOPLE TO TWO VERY DIFFERENT PARTS OF A CAR.When we say FORTRESS, we mean COMPLETE top-ha...
03/11/2026

“FRONT TOP MOUNT” CAN SEND TWO PEOPLE TO TWO VERY DIFFERENT PARTS OF A CAR.

When we say FORTRESS, we mean COMPLETE top-hat mount assemblies at the matching FRONT SUBFRAME positions on 2013–2016 MK2 C4 Picasso and Grand C4 Picasso applications.

These support and locate the subframe relative to the body. They are distinct from suspension strut top mounts and from our older sleeve repair.

Wear at the matching subframe mount can allow unwanted movement and contribute to a dull knock. Have a competent person assess the mountings and surrounding assembly using the proper support and unloading procedure.

Ask your garage to show you the location being discussed. Watch our full explanation so the part name, finding and proposed repair all refer to the same thing. No embarrassment in asking mate.

Watch the full, uninterrupted walkthroughs and exclusive how-to guides. Subscribe to our YouTube channel

Once we’ve confirmed the fault and fitment:
🛒 Get yours today on our website

WASHED THE CAR.THE PIGEON’S ALREADY REVIEWED IT. 😂You know the routine.Get the bucket out.Hose.Shampoo.Wash mitt.Spend h...
03/11/2026

WASHED THE CAR.

THE PIGEON’S ALREADY REVIEWED IT. 😂

You know the routine.

Get the bucket out.

Hose.

Shampoo.

Wash mitt.

Spend half your time convincing a hosepipe to stop folding itself in half.

Do the wheels.

Do the glass.

Find the bit you missed.

Do that bit.

Stand back.

Lovely.

For one brief, beautiful moment, the car looks like it belongs to someone who has their life together.

Then…

SPLAT.

Right in the middle of the bonnet.

Of course.

There’s a pigeon on the gutter looking down like it’s just signed the work off.

Did you WAIT?

Were you up there with a little clipboard?

“Not yet, lads. He’s still doing the windscreen.”

“Hold.”

“Hold.”

“Right. He’s put the bucket away. Release.”

And it’s never a discreet little contribution near the back.

No.

Front and centre.

A statement.

You can almost hear it:

“Missed a bit, Dan.”

The cheek of a creature that’s never paid for anything but still thinks it owns every roof in Britain.

Then someone says:

“At least the car’s clean underneath.”

Wonderful.

I’ll mention that while I’m washing the same f**king panel for the second time.

And if a bird doesn’t get there first, it’ll rain the exact sort of dusty rain that makes the car look like it’s been parked inside a cement mixer.

I don’t need a ceramic coating at this point.

I need a small diplomatic agreement with the local wildlife.

What’s the shortest time your car has ever stayed clean?

And which is worse: bird mess, dusty rain or somebody leaning against it with a zip on their coat? 👀

— Dan | DK Motor Group

🛠️ THE PACKAGE WAS CRUSHED. THE PART LOOKED FINE.Imagine this…A replacement arrives in a badly crushed box. The supplier...
03/11/2026

🛠️ THE PACKAGE WAS CRUSHED. THE PART LOOKED FINE.

Imagine this…

A replacement arrives in a badly crushed box. The supplier says the component looks fine from a photo and asks the garage to fit it. The workshop is uncertain whether the damage affected anything that the picture cannot show.

Now let’s play devil’s advocate… packaging damage does not automatically mean the part is unusable. A convenient photograph is also not a complete condition assessment.

A️⃣ Inspect the actual component.
B️⃣ The box is not the part.
C️⃣ Record the arrival condition.
D️⃣ Resolve uncertainty first.
E️⃣ Would you fit it?.

Which side would you take—and what would you do next? 👇

🛠️ THE OWNER ASKED FOR SILENCE. THE PHONE KEPT RINGING.Imagine this…A customer asks the garage not to contact them durin...
03/11/2026

🛠️ THE OWNER ASKED FOR SILENCE. THE PHONE KEPT RINGING.

Imagine this…

A customer asks the garage not to contact them during work hours, then complains that no extra repair was completed while the car was apart. The garage had reached an approval point and could not get an answer.

Now let’s play devil’s advocate… some people genuinely cannot take calls at work. The workshop also needs an agreed way to handle decisions that were not part of the original job.

A️⃣ Agree a contact route.
B️⃣ Respect working hours.
C️⃣ Extra work needs agreement.
D️⃣ Set a clear stop point.
E️⃣ What would you arrange?.

Which side would you take—and what would you do next? 👇

🚨 YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP! 🚨Usually the tree-shaped thing in a car hangs from the mirror.This one was about fifte...
03/11/2026

🚨 YOU COULDN'T MAKE THIS SH*T UP! 🚨

Usually the tree-shaped thing in a car hangs from the mirror.

This one was about fifteen feet tall.

In footage released by police in Roselle, Illinois, a car was driven along the road with a tree wedged into its damaged front end.

A whole small tree. Still upright.

ITV reported the footage in March 2016 and said the driver was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence. The airbags had also deployed.

The footage is extraordinary. The risk behind it is serious.

There's a fair difference between a bonnet ornament and taking part of the landscape home with you.

At that point the dashboard warning lights have been joined by an entire branch of the problem.

What would you even put in the garage's online booking form for this one? 👇

🎶 BONUS POINTS — time for a little fun…

What song could they have been listening to that perfectly fits this f**k-up? 👇

Artwork: dramatised reconstruction. Reported March 2016; arrest was reported, and no later court outcome is claimed.

🛠️ THE CUSTOMER BROUGHT CAKE. DO THEY NOW JUMP THE QUEUE?Imagine this…A regular brings cake for the team, then asks for ...
03/11/2026

🛠️ THE CUSTOMER BROUGHT CAKE. DO THEY NOW JUMP THE QUEUE?

Imagine this…

A regular brings cake for the team, then asks for an unbooked job to be fitted in immediately. Other customers are already waiting. They joke that the cake ought to secure a better place in the queue.

Now let’s play devil’s advocate… kind gestures create warmth and relationships matter. The people who booked ahead may have equally pressing plans and no cake budget.

A️⃣ Thank them without a debt.
B️⃣ Honour existing bookings.
C️⃣ Use a genuine available gap.
D️⃣ A favour can be considered.
E️⃣ Would the cake sway you?.

Which side would you take—and what would you do next? 👇

🛠️ THE WARRANTY WAS MENTIONED. THE CONDITIONS WEREN’T.Imagine this…A seller advertises a part with a long warranty. When...
03/11/2026

🛠️ THE WARRANTY WAS MENTIONED. THE CONDITIONS WEREN’T.

Imagine this…

A seller advertises a part with a long warranty. When the buyer asks about the process, they discover evidence and return steps they did not expect. The seller says those details have always been in the paperwork.

Now let’s play devil’s advocate… a warranty needs a workable process. A headline promise can still feel very different once the practical conditions appear.

A️⃣ Explain the practical cover.
B️⃣ A process is necessary.
C️⃣ Headlines shape expectations.
D️⃣ Assess the actual issue.
E️⃣ What would you ask first?.

Which side would you take—and what would you do next? 👇

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