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29/10/2026

🚨😂 JMWWAUTOS UPDATE – THE FLEET ASTRA GTC HAS HAD ENOUGH! 😂🚨

Well lads… the Fleet Astra GTC has officially been taken off the road for now! 💀🔧

The engine has decided it’s had enough of life and wants a little holiday out of the engine bay! 🤣

We’ve got:
💨 Boosting issues – turbo’s having a proper wobble!
💧 Coolant leaks – pi***ng coolant like there’s no tomorrow!
🛢️ Oil leaks – marking its territory everywhere it goes!
🥵 Coolant disappearing faster than your last £20 on a Friday night! 😂

At this point, topping it up has become a full-time job! 🤦‍♂️🤣

So rather than keep chasing our tails and throwing bits at it, it’s time to get the engine out, get stuck in and see what’s actually going on inside the old girl! 🔧🔩

Hopefully we can get everything sorted, get her back together and have the GTC back out on the road where she belongs! 💪🚗💨

For now, she’s parked up having a sulk while we get the spanners out! 😂

Stay tuned for updates, because this could be an interesting one! 👀🔧

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08/10/2026

🚨🚗 BIG SAVINGS AT JMWW AUTOS! 🚗🚨

For a limited time, we’re knocking 25% OFF ALL VEHICLE SERVICES & REPAIRS! 🔧💥

Is your car making a noise that sounds expensive? 😂
Warning light been on so long you’ve started ignoring it? 👀
Service overdue because life got in the way?

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22/09/2026

🏁🔧 OUR MODIFIED CORSA E VXR IN FOR SOME TLC! 🔧🏁

Timing belt ✅
Water pump ✅
Full service ✅

Because apparently “there’s no funny noises” isn’t a valid service history! 😂

Belt off, water pump out, fresh oil and filters — and a quick check to see what else has decided to try and bankrupt us. 🤣

Even the workshop cars get put under the gun eventually!

22/09/2026

🔧 BUSY WEEK AT JMWWAUTOS! 🔧

The lifts haven’t had a day off… and neither have we! 😂

🚗 Mondeo — full top-end engine rebuild, timing belt & water pump. Just a small job… if you’ve got a spare week and a second mortgage! 🤣

🏁 Our modified Corsa E VXR — timing belt, water pump & full service. Even the boss’s car gets dragged into the workshop eventually! 😂

Plenty more jobs going on behind the scenes — keeping the spanners busy and the swear jar full! 🔧💷🤣

Big thanks to all our customers for keeping us flat out! 👊

JMWWAutos — where “it’s only a quick job” are the most dangerous words in the workshop! 😂🔧

27/06/2026

🚗 Our fleet GTC in for a full top-end rebuild 🔧

This one came into the workshop with all the mechanical maturity of a toddler in a supermarket 😂

Started with a little noise and quickly turned into “RIGHT THEN… let’s remove half the engine” 😅

A few scraped knuckles, questionable language towards bolts and enough tea to refill the radiator later… she’s back together and ready to stop throwing tantrums 👌

Jmwwautos 📩

27/06/2026

🔧 Fiesta in today for a clutch replacement 🚗

Customer said the gears were getting hard to change…

The Fiesta clearly decided clutch control was just a recommendation and not an actual requirement 😂

New clutch fitted and back to changing gears without needing hopes, dreams and a prayer 👌

Need work doing? Drop us a message at Jmwwautos 📩

27/06/2026

🚐 Today’s patient: Transit in for driveshafts 🔧

Symptoms: strange noises, questionable life choices and refusing to stay quiet 😂

Diagnosis: driveshafts
Treatment: Jmwwautos therapy 👨‍🔧
Status: back on the road and feeling much healthier 👌

27/06/2026

The workshop’s been that busy lately our phones have been gathering dust and the upload button nearly thought we’d gone out of business 😂

A few patients through the garage doors recently:

🚐 Transit in for driveshafts – trying its best impression of a washing machine on spin cycle

🔧 Fiesta in for a clutch – decided changing gear was now optional

🚗 Our fleet GTC in for a top-end engine rebuild due to failed seals – apparently it fancied turning oil retention into a suggestion rather than a requirement

More posts to follow… if we can keep the spanners down long enough to take photos 👌🔧

14/06/2026

08/05/2026

🚗 Your car making strange noises again?
Ignoring that warning light won’t make it disappear… unfortunately 😅

That’s why jmwwautos is giving you a deal worth booking in for 👇

🔧 Up to 25% OFF labour
🚘 Call-out fee HALF PRICE — now only £35 instead of £70
✅ Genuine OE quality parts fitted

Whether it’s a service, repairs, diagnostics or something that “just doesn’t feel right” — now’s the best time to get it sorted without paying full price 💷

⚠️ This offer only runs until the end of May, and once the diary fills up… that’s it.

Drop us a message and get booked in before your car decides for you 👀