26/10/2026
😂 THINGS MECHANICS HEAR EVERY DAY... 🔧🚗
🚗 "It only makes the noise when you're not listening for it."
✅ "I need it back by lunchtime."
🚗 "The warning light came on, but it's gone off now, so it's fixed itself."
✅ "It's making a funny noise. "What sort of noise?" "You know.. a funny one🤔
🚗 "It's been doing it for months, but today it got really bad."
✅ "My brother's mate reckons it's just a fuse."
🚗 "I looked it up on Google... it shouldn't take you long"
✅ "Sorry you've failed MOT" "How? It passed its MOT last year!"
✅ "Can you just have a quick look?" (at 5.25pm on a Friday!!)
And the all-time classics
🤔 Questions We'd Need a Crystal Ball to Answer... 🔮🚗
❓ "How long will the clutch last?"
❓ "Will it pass its MOT?"
❓ "How much longer can I leave that warning light on?"
❓ "What's that noise?"
❓ "When will it finally break down?"
❓ "Can you tell me exactly what's wrong without looking at it?"
😅 Some questions even mechanics can't answer without a proper inspection!