18/06/2026
At this point…
some of you don’t want cars.
You want a relationship with the comment section. 😂💀
Apply here: https://tally.so/r/RGVPM9
Or check directly on our app: https://mzansimotorauction.netlify.app/account
“Location?”
“Price?”
“Send pics?”
“Can you hold it till month-end?”
“Do you have automatic?”
“Can I apply with R37 and a dream?”
Meanwhile the serious buyers are already inside the Kinetic Dashboard fighting over the LAST available units like it’s Black Friday. 😭🔥
By the time you finish typing:
“Interested”
…the car is already gone.
The appointment is already booked.
And someone else is already practicing parking outside their ex’s house. 🚗💨😂
THAT’S the PMD Motor Auctions difference.
We don’t move by:
❌ Vibes
❌ Long stories
❌ “I’m serious boss”
❌ Motivational paragraphs
We move by:
✅ Affordability
✅ Complete applications
✅ Buyers ready to act FAST
BUT PLEASE 😭👇
If your proof of funds looks like:
📸 Screenshot taken during load shedding
📸 “Available balance: R2.14”
📸 Cropped so hard we can only see the battery percentage
📸 Bank statement from apartheid era
…our system is going to es**rt your application straight to heaven. 💀🕊️
⚠️ IMPORTANT:
Updated and complete applications receive faster processing.
🚫 No WhatsApp catalogues
🚫 No “pls hold”
🚫 No random walk-ins
🚫 No “I’m applying after payday”
🚫 No commenting “🔥” for 3 weeks without applying
Because while you’re busy reacting with emojis…
someone else is busy collecting keys. 🔑😂
And honestly?
The cars are moving faster than South African gossip. 😭🔥
Apply before today’s release:
🔗 https://tally.so/r/RGVPM9
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