01/29/2026
🤖 AI Employee Roast
Left to right—no survivors, all love:
Far left: Tyler Stroh
Looks like he tells customers "I'll be honest with you" and somehow still wins the argument. Definitely the guy who can lift an engine block and your confidence.
Second from left: Ryan Rau
That smile says "I already approved the deal in my head." Has dad logic, dad jokes, and a Bluetooth earpiece that's been connected since 2014.
Middle: Lori Rau
The human equivalent of "Yes, we can make that happen." Keeps the whole place running while pretending she's not the boss. Absolutely knows everyone‘s business.
Second from right: Kimberly Watson
Serving "accounting but make it sales." Will absolutely catch your math error and smile while doing it. Looks nice-dangerously competent.
Far right: Blake Rau
Built like he was assembled from spare truck parts. Hat stays on during negotiations, removals, weddings, probably court appearances. Says less, closes more.
Group bonus roast:
Matching outfits like a country band that only sings about trade-ins and bad credit. Every one of you has said
"That's a solid truck" at least 10,000 times-and meant it.
