09/06/2026
THE STORY OF ONE OF THE WORST DETAILS I’VE EVER DONE 🤢
Years ago I worked at a body shop and an SUV came in with a completely smashed windshield.
I’m looking at it thinking, dang… someone must’ve thrown a rock through it. I’ll probably just have to clean up a bunch of glass.
Nope. 😂
They hit a goose on the freeway.
Not bumped it.
Not clipped it.
That goose went FULL KOOL-AID MAN THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD. 😂
And apparently when a goose enters a vehicle at freeway speeds, it does NOT stay assembled.
Blood. Guts. Feathers. P**p.
Thankfully nobody in the SUV was hurt, but the owner was DONE with that vehicle. 😂 They just wanted it cleaned up enough so they could sell it and never think about that goose again.
It took me a couple DAYS. I had to remove interior panels because there were pieces of that goose in places you wouldn’t even think were possible.
I’ve cleaned some nasty vehicles over the years…but that one still holds the trophy. 🏆🪿
You seriously never know what you’re going to run into in the detailing world.
20+ years of detailing and I still haven’t forgotten that damn goose. 😂