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I’ve got wayyyyyyy too many vehicles on the lot! Help me help you!  Woo’s Bonanza of savings!!!!!! Call me now!!! 772-34...
11/15/2024

I’ve got wayyyyyyy too many vehicles on the lot! Help me help you! Woo’s Bonanza of savings!!!!!!
Call me now!!! 772-341-1221

2020 Toyota Camry XLE
31,500 miles, One Owner, Clean Carfax
Leather, Panoramic Sunroof, Certified
10yr-200,000 mile Powertrain Warranty
$23,988

2019 Lincoln MKZ Reserve
30,700 miles, Clean Carfax
Leather, Panoramic Sunroof, Certified
10yr-200,000 mile Powertrain Warranty
$20,488

2021 Honda Accord Sport
22,145 miles, One Owner
Leather, Turbo, Certified
10yr-200,000 mile Powertrain Warranty
$24,988

2021 Infiniti Q60
40,617 Clean Carfax
Leather, V6 Twin Turbo, Certified
10yr-200,000 Mike Powertrain Warranty
$31,988

11/01/2024

Truck Sales are a lot like politics! Honestly, I’ve sold every type of truck brand. Ford, Chevy, Ram, Toyota, Nissan, etc… what do they have in common? If one person swears by Ford, owners of the other brands will criticize and say their truck is the best. No matter what truck you decide to buy someone is always going to point out every flaw or negative feature about it. Same goes for Republicans and Democrats, both believe that their candidate is the best. I guess what I’m getting at is this: there will never be a perfect product or person, so go with what or who you like the most. You may end up loving or hating your decision, but either way it will influence your next decision.

-Woo
772-341-1221

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!Got some exciting news. After retiring early, I’ve been beckoned back into the automotive industry...
11/01/2024

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!

Got some exciting news. After retiring early, I’ve been beckoned back into the automotive industry. I’ve taken a new position with Essential Ford in Stuart. They’ve tasked me with liquidating their surplus inventory. I’m talking stupid crazy deals on all 2024s on the lot. If you or anyone you know is in the market PLEASE have them reach out to me. If I don’t sell 25+ this month my contract will be null and void, and that will make me sad🥺

Woo-
772-341-1221

01/04/2023

Tales of the Testdrive #66

It's been several years since I've written one of these short stories. I hope you enjoy the content. If you haven't already liked this page please do so. I will also finally be posting some awesome deals in the next few days.

'Year of the Dragon Breath'

It was the week before Christmas when a nice man and woman pulled into the lot. I had met the husband once before a few day prior. They had just moved here from the frigid north. Let's just say it's an area that rhymes with "My doggo". We start conversing outside when IT hits me! The gentleman's breath landed a Mike Tyson uppercut to my nose. I immediately had to take a few steps back to regain my composure and balance. I've been around some foul mouths in my days, but nothing compared to this fire breathing dragon in front of me now. This puts me in quite the predicament moving forward. Do I fake an injury? Do I offer him some gum? Do I try to ignore it and push on? I went with the last choice unfortunately. Next step is the test drive. As I'm walking inside to grab the keys I send a text out to my wife telling her I love her, knowing it may be the last thing she hears from me. I'm now a dead man walking back to the car we are about to drive. I hand the keys over and take my seat in the back. The smell has already filled the cabin and is starting to overcome me. We sit there for what feels like an eternity while the wife is setting up her seat, mirrors, radio, etc... I still have the door open so that I can gasp for fresh air, but the time comes for me to close it,so I do my best David Blaine impression and go for the Guiness record breath hold. I fail miserably, because I'm old and out of shape. Then my deepest fears become realized. We are departing the lot and the husband turns the A/C off so he can hear the engine. With every breath he takes the stench increases. I'm reaching my breaking point and try rolling down the window. IT'S LOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I start to panic and reach between the seats to the A/C controls, hoping that it can give me a little relief. The maneuver however puts my face inches from the dragon's mouth. "Please don't say anything" is all my brain is screaming. To no avail though, something much worse happens!!! "ACHOO" right in my face! I can feel and smell each individual spittle hit my face. Everything goes black at this point. I awake pulling back into the dealership. She parks, and my door lock releases. I'M FREE!!!! That first breath of fresh air is something I will remember forever. It tasted like heaven, I think I might have cried a little bit knowing I had survived this battle with the dragon. We go back inside to talk numbers, I have never in my life wanted to sell something less than this car. They end up wanting to talk to their friend in business. I didn't care, I went home and played out the scene from the "Crying Game" and hugged my family. I now suffer from severe halitophobia. Have fun looking that one up, and remember to send me anyone you know with good breath looking for a new car!!!!!-Woo

04/01/2022

Off to a slow start thinking of new ideas. Not sure if it’s writers block or just my mind being preoccupied. -Woo

03/31/2022

I’m back. Big things in the works.

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09/16/2016

Yum

This will have to do. Sales Humor

If it ain't slippin don't bring it back trippin!
09/02/2016

If it ain't slippin don't bring it back trippin!

The concept behind the business is simple – cash for cars.

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08/31/2016

This is me

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LOOKING FOR A TRUCK????? CHECKOUT MY PREOWNED INVENTORY! Financing available! Factory Warranty still intact on most. Che...
08/25/2016

LOOKING FOR A TRUCK????? CHECKOUT MY PREOWNED INVENTORY! Financing available! Factory Warranty still intact on most. Cheapest prices in the state. For more information hit me up 772-341-1221 Woo
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