Brandon's Car Wash

09/06/2026

We’ve upgraded the chemistry. 💦✨

Brandon’s Car Wash is now proudly using Turtle Wax® Pro Presoaks and ICE Instant Shine®—professional-grade chemistry designed to deliver a cleaner vehicle, brilliant shine, and lasting protection.

Premium chemistry. Touchless technology. Better results.
Come see—and shine—the difference! 🚗✨

08/18/2026

💦 More pressure. Better equipment. Better wash.

After 23 years, we’re retiring the original piston pumps in our self-serve bays and upgrading to new 5CP2120W plunger pumps.

What does that mean for you? More pressure at the wand, better reliability, and less water wasted. It’s an upgrade you can actually feel when you pull the trigger.

Bay 3 — the far-right self-serve bay — is already complete. Give it a try and let us know what you think!

We’re constantly reinvesting in Brandon’s Car Wash because we want to keep making your wash better.

23 years was a good run. Time for an upgrade. 💪💦

08/18/2026

🚨 NEW LOWER PRICES at Brandon’s Car Wash! 🚨

Same premium touchless wash. Same quality products. Now an even better value.

🚙 Express — $12
💦 Deluxe — $16
✨ Epic — $20

Want to save even more? Grab 5 Epic Washes for $90 — just $18 each!

We’re locally owned, and we truly appreciate everyone who continues to support our business. Our goal is simple: a great touchless wash at a fair price.

Better clean. Better value. No membership required. 💦🚗

Thank you for supporting local! 💙

Brandon's Car Wash is a self-serve car wash in Simpsonville, KY (Next to Huck's). We have 3 self-serve bays and 1 touchless automatic bay, open 24hrs!

08/15/2026

08/06/2026

After nearly 10 years with Spectrum, we've officially made the switch to Starlink.

The final straw? We lost business during Spectrum's most recent outages. While our internet was down and customers couldn't complete transactions, we received a sales call trying to upsell us on their "latest and greatest" service. The timing couldn't have been worse.

Yes, Starlink costs us more. But reliability is an investment we're willing to make. When you stop by Brandon's Car Wash, we want your payments to process quickly, your experience to be seamless, and your time to be respected.

We're constantly investing behind the scenes to make your experience better—even when it's something you may never notice. Reliable internet is just another way we're working to serve you better.

08/06/2026

Bug Saw! Speaks for itself.

05/29/2026

We’re currently experiencing an internet outage with Spectrum. This prevents us from accepting credit cards. I’m sorry for any inconvenience.

03/14/2026

Sure, the “unlimited wash club” sounds tempting.
But here’s the truth…

When a wash sells unlimited plans, the goal quickly becomes pushing as many cars through as possible while controlling the skyrocketing cost of chemicals, water, and equipment wear.
That often means shorter cycles, weaker chemical applications, and a wash designed for volume — not quality.

That’s not how we operate.

At Brandon’s Car Wash, every customer who pulls in is paying for a full, high-quality wash — not a rushed cycle built around a membership model.

We invest heavily in premium chemicals, well-maintained equipment, and touch-free technology that cleans your vehicle without brushes grinding dirt into your paint.

No shortcuts.
No watered-down washes.

Just the best wash we know how to deliver — every single time.
To our customers who choose quality over gimmicks… thank you.
We see you, we appreciate you, and we’re committed to giving you a wash that’s worth every visit. 🚗✨

Get your car sparkling clean with Brandon's Car Wash! Our top-notch services and state-of-the-art equipment will leave your ride looking like new.

03/10/2026

🚨 NEW SUPER VACS ARE HERE! 🚨
We just installed Premier 3-Motor SUPER VACS at Brandon’s Car Wash — and they are seriously powerful. More suction. Faster cleaning. Better results for your vehicle’s interior.

We’ve also added Tap-to-Pay credit card acceptors, so getting started is quick and easy. Just tap and go. 💳

Coming soon: Our vacuums will be switching to a count-up system, meaning you’ll be able to vacuum as long as you want until you press stop. No rushing — clean your vehicle at your own pace.

Stop by and try the new SUPER VACS today! 🚗✨

07/16/2025

Car Wash Woes (and Wins).

What I thought would be a quick and simple credit card upgrade turned into quite the project. After hours of research, troubleshooting, and hands-on effort, the upgrade is finally complete. Our car wash now accepts EMV payments — chip, tap, or swipe!

The new system is sleek, a bit complex behind the scenes, but ultimately worth it. We hope it makes your car wash experience faster, easier, and more convenient. Thanks for your continued support!