01/06/2025
For my race car peeps, we're a week into 2025 and here are some hot tips around what to leave behind in 2024...
1\ "For sell, not on sale". It's lost all originality and it's not as cute as you think it is. EVERYONE wants a deal so telling someone the thing they might want to buy is not a deal is a terrible marketing strategy. It adds nothing to the selling power of your ad while turning others away.
2\ IYKYN (If you know you know). Also not cute... Also very old... And no, you're not in some cool insider click "in the know". You just look like someone running around bragging about the secret they won't tell as they're telling it. Leave this one for the kiddies and step on into adulthood.
3\ "Best of everything" (aka no expenses spared) No friend... Your Pro275 25.5, square tube fox body, with a 8.5" peg leg and single turbo 383 stroker is most certainly not the best of everything. Unless you're selling he latest JBRC chassis with carbon brakes, a brand new screw blown Noonan, with SpaceX levels of unobtanium - please don't represent it as the "best of everything".
4\ While we're on the topic of selling things... If you want to sell something - PUT A PRICE. The phone was invented in 1876. It's been 150 years and someone shouldn't have to pick up a device, punch in some numbers, and listen to you wax on about when you used to be great and all the Wallys you almost had before they can see if you think your unobtanium screw blower is going for $25, $55, or $75 thousand dollars. No, having to ask doesn't mean you can't afford it, it just means you're not a sucker who's reckless with your money.
5\ Last but not least... Save your money and leave those hot rods in the garage for 2025 because Kill Monger is coming and nobody is safe.
Happy New Year yall!
