10/18/2026
π BIG NEWS from Top Notch Tint - TNT!
Weβve reserved a Tesla Roadster Rocket as our new shop vehicle. Because apparently βgetting to customers fasterβ is a perfectly reasonable justification for buying a rocket-powered sports car. Management approved it. We are management.
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Faster service calls
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Less time in traffic
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More time explaining this purchase to our accountant
Will it hold a ladder? No.
Will it carry rolls of film? Barely.
Was this a responsible business decision? Please stop asking questions.
Weβre projecting arrival times of approximately 3 seconds after you hang up. Stopping at your address may require a second pass.
Naturally, the first upgrade will be ceramic tint. If weβre making questionable financial decisions, weβre going to be comfortable doing it. π
Delivery expected sometime between next year and the next ice age.