Lane Splitter Towing, LLC

06/17/2026

06/16/2026

🏍️💥 NEW BIKE OWNERSHIP SPEEDRUN: ACTIVATED 💥🏍️

Today, Lane Splitter Towing received a call to pick up a motorcycle that had just been purchased. And by “just purchased,” we mean the temporary registration was probably still warm from the printer.

The customer was making a very slow turn in a parking lot at the park when gravity decided it wanted to personally inspect the bike. Fortunately, the bike and rider were okay, but the motorcycle apparently wanted to lay down and take a nap before making it all the way home.

Look, we’ve all been there. Some riders spend years before dropping a bike. Others decide to get that milestone out of the way before finishing their first tank of gas. Efficiency matters.

The good news? No major injuries, no judgment, and the bike was loaded up professionally and transported safely. That’s what we’re here for.

Remember, motorcycles don’t care if you’ve been riding for 30 years or 30 minutes. They’ll humble you faster than a Facebook comment section.

If your bike decides it needs a timeout, give us a call. We’ll show up with a smile and probably a joke or two.

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06/15/2026

🚨 Today’s Lesson: Looking Up From Your Phone Is Free. 🚨

Lane Splitter Towing got a call to tow a motorcycle in after a driver apparently decided that “following distance” was more of a suggestion than an actual rule.

The rider was minding their own business when some du***ss forgot to pay attention to what was directly in front of them and introduced their front bumper to the back of a motorcycle. Spoiler alert: the motorcycle didn’t appreciate the surprise meeting.

Thankfully the rider is okay, and we got the bike loaded up and headed off to get checked out.

Remember folks, motorcycles stop, turn, slow down, and exist. If you’re driving a 4,000-pound vehicle, try not to use a biker as your emergency braking system.

If your bike ends up on the losing end of someone else’s bad decision, give Lane Splitter Towing a call. We’ll show up with the truck, the straps, and just enough sarcasm to help get you through the day.

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06/14/2026

WTF is this world coming to?!

Got a call this morning from an old timer who was referred to me by his grandson (who I towed a few months back). This gentleman, who’s 80+ years old, took his motorcycle out to grab his blood pressure medication from the pharmacy. Pretty standard morning, right?

Wrong.

He comes back outside and some low-life, oxygen-wasting, bargain-bin criminal had stolen the seat off his motorcycle. Who steals a motorcycle seat?! Of all the things to steal, you picked the one item designed specifically to keep an old man’s backside off the frame rails.

Needless to say, he called Lane Splitter Towing and asked for a ride home.

About 10 minutes into the trip, this Vietnam Vet was sound asleep in the passenger seat, snoring away like he’d just completed a combat mission. By the time he woke up, I was unloading his bike at Harley-Davidson in Sacramento.

I told him two things:

1. The 40-mile tow was on the house.
2. I’m buying him whatever seat he wants.

You would’ve thought I told him I was taking his Social Security check. The man argued with me for half an hour before finally giving up.

Truth be told, it felt damn good helping him out. Sometimes it’s not about towing motorcycles. It’s about taking care of good people when life decides to kick them in the teeth.

And to the dirtbag who stole the seat from an 80+ year old Vietnam Vet: I hope every gas pump you use stops at $0.01 before your tank is full, and every public restroom you enter is out of toilet paper.

🇺🇸 This was my belated Memorial Day salute to a man who earned a lot more respect than he was shown today.

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06/14/2026

Lane Splitter Towing took a little road trip today… all the way from Sacramento to Burney, CA hauling this HD Trike.

Some people call it a long tow.
We call it a paid sightseeing tour. 💸😂

That trike got VIP treatment the whole way, and Lane Splitter got to stretch its legs like, “Finally… a real road trip.”

Sacramento, Burney, the middle of nowhere, or somewhere your GPS starts judging you — if your bike needs a ride, call the motorcycle towing company that shows up ready.

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06/14/2026

06/13/2026

06/13/2026

🏍️💧 Lane Splitter Towing, LLC 💧🏍️

Well folks… Lane Splitter Towing picked up another Indian Motorcycle today. At this point we’re officially in the triple digits when it comes to rescuing Indians. We’re not saying Indian owners have a secret hotline directly to us… but we’re also not saying they don’t. 😆

With Sacramento turning into the surface of the sun, here’s a friendly reminder:

🔥 Keep a couple bottles of water with you when you ride.

A motorcycle’s favorite place to break down is usually:

* In direct sunlight ☀️
* On the side of a freeway 🚗💨
* Somewhere with absolutely zero shade 🌵
* And conveniently 15 miles from the nearest cold drink 🥵

The good news? When you call Lane Splitter Towing, we’re coming in hot like a firefighter responding to a BBQ emergency. 🚒🏍️

Our truck stays stocked with bottled water because we care about keeping riders hydrated while they’re busy questioning why their bike chose today to throw a tantrum.

If your motorcycle decides it wants a ride instead of giving one, give us a call. We’ll get you, your bike, and your blood pressure safely back home.

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Lane Splitter Towing — rescuing motorcycles one “it was running fine five minutes ago” at a time. 😂🏍️🚚💦