Lane Splitter Towing, LLC

06/04/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

If your bike breaks down during TourdeBay and I hear the words “I didn’t know Lane Splitter Towing was out here…” I’m legally allowed to point toward the 12+ posts, 47 stories, random comments section reminders, and probably your buddy who already tagged you 😂

Lane Splitter Towing, LLC will be running trucks during TourdeBay doing our best to make sure nobody gets left stranded. Flat tires, dead batteries, mechanical issues, rider error, emotional support after buying parts you couldn’t afford… we got you covered 🤝🏍️

We are the OFFICIAL TOW SPONSOR OF TOURDEBAY for a reason. We’ll be out there doing what we do best — rescuing riders while pretending California roads aren’t trying to destroy motorcycles daily.

If you ignored all the posts announcing it… respectfully, that’s on you 😂

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06/04/2026

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🚨 Public Apology To Sacramento & Surrounding Cities/Counties 🚨

I’d like to sincerely apologize… When Lane Splitter Towing started, the goal wasn’t to accidentally take over the motorcycle towing market and make everyone else look like they forgot how to answer their phones.

The plan was simple:
✔️ Show up on time
✔️ Treat riders right
✔️ Keep bikes safe
✔️ Answer the phone 24/7
✔️ Be professional

Turns out doing those things caused a few unintended side effects… like riders telling other riders, dealerships calling back, and our truck becoming easier to spot than road construction cones on Hwy 50.

So from the bottom of my heart, I’m sorry for setting the bar so high. It’s getting lonely up here on top, but somebody’s gotta hold down the motorcycle towing throne. 👑🏍️

In all seriousness — thank you Sacramento and surrounding counties for trusting Lane Splitter Towing. We appreciate every call, every referral, and every chance to help riders out.

06/04/2026

Harley-Davidson of Sacramento

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Apparently the secret backroom handshake deals between Sacramento Harley & Eagles Nest Harley have one thing in common… Lane Splitter Towing keeps getting the call. 😂

These dealerships keep sending us back and forth hauling brand new bikes — sometimes two at a time — including those fancy CVOs that cost more than some people’s first house payment. 💸🏍️

Why? Because when you’re moving motorcycles worth serious money, you call the company that treats every bike like it belongs in a museum… or like the owner is standing behind us watching every move 👀😂

California roads may look like they were designed during an earthquake, but the bikes still arrive clean, strapped right, and damage free. And on the microscopic chance something goes sideways, we carry enough insurance coverage to make everybody sleep better at night 😎

Moral of the story: When dealerships trust us with the expensive toys, your bike is in good hands too.

24/7 • 365 Days A Year
Motorcycle Only Towing 🏍️
We haul the expensive stuff so you don’t have to stress about it.

06/01/2026

Randomly cruising down the freeway and came across this beauty stranded on the side of the road. Needless to say… the paint job somehow looked even better once it was sitting up on the Lane Splitter truck 😂🏍️

This one decided it was done cooperating and locked the rear tire up, so we got to bust out the handy dandy rear winch. Because around here, seized tires just mean more opportunities to play with expensive tow equipment 😎

Moral of the story: your bike may quit on you… but we won’t.

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05/31/2026

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Picked this beauty up somewhere deep in God’s country where my phone had less signal than a potato and GPS basically said, “good luck buddy.” 😂

Customer was stranded with an Indian, a flat tire, and a bent rim thanks to California’s award-winning pothole program.

What made this one cool? Customer said he wanted Lane Splitter Towing and only Lane Splitter Towing. Apparently when you care about your bike enough, you don’t just let anybody throw straps at it and hope for the best. 💪🏍️

He told me $$$ wasn’t the issue — getting his bike home safely was. Not gonna lie… it’s a pretty badass feeling when our reputation is traveling counties over and riders are willing to wait because they trust us.

Moral of the story: California roads stay undefeated… but so does Lane Splitter Towing. 😂

24/7 • 365 Days A Year
Motorcycle Only Towing
Because your bike deserves better than “yeah bro, I tow motorcycles too.” 🤙🏍️

05/30/2026

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨🏍️

Lane Splitter Towing, LLC would like to take a moment to thank all the motorcycle towing companies that clock out at bedtime, silence their phones, or suddenly disappear into witness protection after 9 PM. Your dedication to not answering calls has truly helped make us look like a gift from the motorcycle gods. 😂

One of the biggest complaints we hear during those late-night and early-morning rescues?
“Nobody answered.”
“AAA said nobody was available.”
“I’ve called everybody already.”

Meanwhile, Lane Splitter Towing is rolling out like the motorcycle recovery Ghostbusters at 2 AM while everyone else is counting sheep. 👻🚛

The best part? Customers usually go from frustrated to saying:
“Damn… this truck is badass.” 😎

We know breaking down sucks. That’s why we answer the phone, show up professionally, treat your bike like it’s our own, and get you home safely — 24/7, 365 days a year.

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Because motorcycles don’t schedule breakdowns during business hours. 🏍️🔥

05/30/2026

Sometimes no matter how much $$$ you dump into upgrades… your bike’s best mod ends up being a ride on the Lane Splitter truck 😂

Chrome? ✔️
Performance parts? ✔️
Custom paint? ✔️
Still somehow looks extra good strapped down on our truck headed safely home 😎🏍️

Don’t worry, we don’t judge whether you spent $50 or $50,000 on upgrades — broken down is broken down, and we’re still showing up 24/7, 365 days a year.

Because let’s be honest… motorcycles look good everywhere, but they look legendary on a Lane Splitter truck 😏

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05/28/2026

More and more riders are talking about Lane Splitter Towing, LLC — and we appreciate every single one of you. The word is spreading because riders know when they call us, they’re getting fast response times, professional service, and people that actually care about their motorcycles. We didn’t build our reputation by accident — we built it one tow, one customer, and one positive interaction at a time.

From dealerships and law enforcement calls to riders stranded on the side of the freeway, more riders are trusting us because we show up when we say we will, communicate arrival times, and treat every bike like it’s our own. Professional motorcycle towing isn’t just what we do — it’s what we specialize in.

To everybody sharing our name, tagging us, and telling your riding buddies about us — thank you. The Sacramento riding community has been showing us a ton of support and we don’t take that lightly.

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Fast. Professional. Motorcycle Only. 24/7, 365. 🏍️💨

05/27/2026

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