KELLY the CAR SPAZ

03/10/2026

Squirrel Squad… let’s do something fun 🐿️

I’m on a mission to help 5 people get into a vehicle this week.

And I need your help.

Think about your friends or family for a second…

Who do you know right now that:
🚗 needs a more reliable vehicle
🚗 might be struggling with their current car
🚗 deserves a fresh start

Tag them below or send them my way.

Here’s the fun part 👇

If someone you refer purchases a vehicle:
💰 YOU get $200
💰 THEY get the VIP Squirrel Squad experience

High fives, good vibes, and hopefully a new set of keys.

Let’s make it happen 🐿️🔑
– Kelly the Car Spaz

Send a message to learn more

03/07/2026

🚨 NOW IN INVENTORY! 🚨

2019 Honda CR-V just hit the lot and this one is a fan favorite for a reason 👀

✔️ Roomy & family friendly
✔️ Amazing gas mileage (around 30 MPG combined depending on trim) 
✔️ Legendary Honda reliability

Whether you’re hauling kids, groceries, or chasing your next adventure… this CR-V is ready.

Come see why these never sit long on the lot 👇
Message me before the Squirrel Squad claims it first! 🐿️

03/05/2026

This feels like such a long time ago.
I think I have to start doing g things like this again💛 ✌️ ☀️

03/05/2026

Hey Squirrel Squad 🐿️

I realized something today…
I’ve been so busy helping people behind the scenes that I haven’t checked in here in a while.

So let’s fix that 😊

How has everyone been lately?
New job? New adventures? Kids growing like crazy?

I LOVE hearing life updates from my people.

Also… if I helped you get into a vehicle over the past few years, drop a photo in the comments! I still celebrate every single one of those wins.

High fives & good vibes always ✋✨
– Kelly the Car Spaz

02/23/2026

2015 Hyundai Genesis just hit the lot 👀✨

Luxury vibes. Smooth ride. Smart move.

If you’ve been waiting for a sign… this is it. 🐿️💛

Comment GENESIS or DM me for first dibs!

02/23/2026

Alrightttt Squirrel Squad 🐿️✨
We’ve got some fresh inventory energy on the lot 👀🔥

🚨 2015 Hyundai Genesis just landed! 🚨

Luxury feel ✔️
Smooth ride ✔️
Head-turning style ✔️
And priced like it actually makes sense ✔️

If you’ve been wanting something that feels upgraded without the luxury price tag… this might be your moment.

Whether you’re rebuilding, restarting, or just ready for a glow-up on wheels — I’m your girl. High-fives & good vibes only over here 🙌💛

📲 Message me “GENESIS” for details
📍 Come see me at Grote Automotive
Let’s make your next move the right move.

02/17/2026

SQUIRREL SQUAD FAMILY — THIS ONE IS SPECIAL 🐿️💛

Today we celebrated Devan stepping into his FIRST vehicle purchase — a 2019 Durango built for him and his kiddos 🙌🔥

This wasn’t just a deal.
This was growth.
This was “I’m building something better.”
This was Dad Mode Activated. 💪

I don’t just sell cars.
I celebrate milestones.
I cheer loud.
I high-five hard. ✋

Watching families level up will never get old to me. Ever.

Devan — welcome officially to the Squirrel Squad 🐿️🏁
You trusted the process and look at you now!

If you’re ready for your own celebration post… you already know who to call 😉

02/17/2026

Unleashing raw power. 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT — Available soon. 💥

02/17/2026

V8 growl loading… 2014 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT. Coming soon. 🔊🔥

02/17/2026

Squirrel Squad… I need your help. 💛

You’ve trusted me.
You’ve supported me.
You’ve sent your friends before.

Now let’s go BIG.

If we reach 10 referral deals before the end of February:
🦞 Someone is winning $150 to Red Lobster
💵 You get $200 for every person you send
🔥 And we all celebrate a major squad win.

I don’t grow without you.
And when I grow, YOU get paid.

Let’s show Rockford what the Squirrel Squad can do.

Tag someone who needs a fresh start this tax season 👇