09/23/2026
Hey everyone! Still over here working on cars, nuts and bolts, you know⦠but this absolutely made my day.
Memphis has this weird obsession with the gopher tortoise that lives in our backyard. We actually check before letting him out because, for reasons known only to Memphis, he desperately wants to mess with this thing. Well⦠today I didnāt see him.
I let Memphis out, heās doing his thing, and I walk inside for literally a minute to grab breakfast. I come back out and Memphis has the tortoise in his mouth. Before I could open the door, Memphis proceeds to FLING him into the air like like he found the worldās worst dog toy.
Now Iām freaking out, the tortoise is briefly achieving speeds no tortoise was ever designed for, and Memphis is trying to catch him on the way down. Except the tortoise comes down, bops Memphis right in the head, and Memphis immediately runs crying back into the house.
The tortoise pauses for about two seconds like heās processing what just happened⦠then casually scoots right back toward his hole. I just stood there holding my breakfast like I had somehow wandered into an episode of National Geographic.
Memphis is a very smart dogā¦. sometimes š¤¦āāļø