09/02/2026
When the shop is Air Conditioned and the office is not and you have paper work and part hunting to accomplish and you can’t have the shop fellas being colder than you. You grab the shop fan to blow the icy cold air in the office and quickly find the fan is a quitter and can’t stand on its own two feet… so you name him Lieutenant Dan because he ain’t got no legs and you use your favorite 50 pound bag of sand to hold him up. Just so you can be colder than the shop fellas. Happy Wednesday.