02/20/2016
I was driving the wife's car home tonight and out of nowhere comes a challenge!.. The F150 2wd V8 with at least an opened up exhaust was driving in a Manner so as to invite my other, more primal.. Deep, inner street-racer come out to play... This is what transpired thereafter:Just raced a f150 2wd ext cab truck and just drug his ass all down fuggin Tyndall Pkwy from Wal-Mart to about chic fil a...Yeah it's even funnier cuz we were roughly side by side from East on down.. He decided he needed to JUMP on the throttle to pull away from me very early on which is why I 'member the initial location... So... He gets on it and I oblige him and stay near him but just shy of rolling up on him to instigate a race beginning at about 65mph when the i3 max speed is sitting somewhere around 92mph I believe... So....I just cruised my happy ass along side the truck keeping pace and gently nudging hum whenever our does wind drop below 50 since that would give us a little bit more room/time to discern what was what betwixt the pair-O-vehicoles... But he didn't quite get after it.. Then at Walmart were both caught the redlight... We yelled back N forth and agreed that a race was DEFINITELY needed at exactly that point & space (of course; when we say 'race' we mean 'moderately aggressively accelerate in a controlled manner tapering off prior to exceeding any posted speed limits)... So off we went! Shortly thereafter, as he caught back up to me, I informed him of what had just pown3d his big, manly, V8 truck with open exhaust... An electric econocar!! He was quite impressed and, better yet, was very complimentary.. He even said, " hell yeah!! Now THAT'S what they're supposed to run like!
