10/25/2026
Real work truck, or just an $80,000 status symbol that never sees a speck of dirt?
Let me say this up front: I get that plenty of people truly need a truck. I live on a farm, and we keep a few old beaters around just for the work. That's my point, though. They're beaters. Nobody I know is buying an $80k truck to drag through the mud and toss greasy tools and oil cans in the bed.
Back in high school, I'd guess about a third of the cars in our suburban parking lot were giant trucks. I'd bet money that fewer than half of them ever did a real truck job.
So I'm saying it: it's okay to drive a sports car. They're more fun, usually better on gas, safer for pedestrians and everyone else on the road, and way easier to share a lane with. And older guys are the worst about this. They buy a brand-new truck every five years and call it the "responsible" choice. Come on. Half of them were muscle-car guys back in the day. Go buy the Camaro you always wanted.
To be clear, I'm not talking about people who actually use their trucks for truck stuff. I'm talking about the ones who don't. If it's about image anyway, why not pick something cheaper, more fun, more efficient and safer for everybody else? Honestly, most of the things people tell me they "need" a truck for don't call for a full-size or heavy-duty pickup at all. A lot of these guys would be just fine in a Prius or a RAV4.
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