Car Dorks Wash & Detail

10/08/2026

We just had our 250th ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Google Review!

Also, we have appointments available tomorrow and next week!

We genuinely appreciate your business, support, and willingness to let people know you had a ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ experience. I promise we're always doing our absolute best!

Text us (or respond to this email) if you'd like us to set up an appointment for you! 614-992-3675

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09/03/2026

We don’t use AI to make our business fliers so don’t blame us for this heat 🤣

Anyways, we have openings tomorrow and next week… and here’s a recent 5 ⭐️ review:

"We used Car Dorks recently for a “surprise” full interior detail for my husband’s birthday, and they went above and beyond! They communicated super well, and gave great recommendations. I love that they pick up your car and bring it back, and stay in communication during the service. They did a great job, and we absolutely will be using them again!"

08/25/2026

I’ll bet you the leather in Dolly’s car was always IMMACULATE 😭

08/17/2026

Hey Columbus, What’s on your mind? We can help! (This week)

08/03/2026

We're offering a $10 discount this week to repeat clients... and we're hiring!

As we transition towards "back to school" season, we have some team members leaving to college (good luck next year, Nolan and Brayden!) which means we're hiring and training as we speak!

So for this week, to make sure we stay busy to get everyone trained the best possible way, I'd like to offer you a small "thank you" of $10 off your service!

Also, if you know anyone that'd be a good fit here, we don't require any past detailing experience and simply look for people with great attitudes!

Respond to this email or text 614-992-3675 for more info on either opportunity :)

05/06/2026

Car Dorks: Because we both know your husband won't "get around to it"

03/28/2026

We want to address the rumors:

Although it might appear to be the case, we do NOT detail Tiger Wood’s Range Rover before his crash. But props to whoever did… it is/was spotless ✨

03/26/2026

“No it doesn’t need shampoo”. Ok, tricky trickster. Anyone want to see the “after”?

03/07/2026

HIRING! Hello friends of Reddit and other social media places. We’re so fortunate to have ample inquiries (keep’m coming!) but right now, we’re most focused on hiring one or two new team members for a detailing position. Must be 18, have reliable transportation to our shop in New Albany, and MUST have the “yeah I can learn to do that” kind of attitude… we can take care of the rest.

01/26/2026

We’re human beings treating people like human beings and we’ll live to clean another car when it’s not dangerous anymore.
PS if your job is making you drive through a Level 2 or 3 snow emergency to get to your non-essential job… feel free to drop an application here (always open to people interested in having a great attitude, even if you’ve never detailed a car before).