12/25/2022
Twas the Night before Christmas, and out in the sticks
Not a vehicle moving but me in my WRX
Four feet of snow had fallen that night,
And i was coming to meet him in his STi.
We were gonna go cruising to get some great pics,
And hunt for some cars to pull from the ditch.
We headed down the road and then took a right
When off in the distance we saw quite a sight.
Walking in the snow, all dressed in red
Was a hefty man with a stocking cap on his head
As we neared closer, we saw a sack on his back
He must be a thief I said, give that stuff back!
He chuckled and said to us with a smile
I'm Santa Clause and I've been walking for miles
My sleigh got stuck deep in the snow
My reindeer were freezing so I let them all go.
This bag on my back is for the town's girls and boys
They'll have a terrible Christmas if I can't deliver these toys
There's several more bags I just could not lift
Looks like only a few will be getting gifts
He then hung his head, and started to cry
My friend shouted don't worry, and I'll tell you why!
We're gonna save Christmas, deliver these things
Our cars are so fast they damn near have wings!
They're built for one reason, to drive in the snow
He promised there's nowhere these rides can not go
Santa smiled, overwhelmed with joy
I don't how I'll repay you boys
He got in his car, and I got in mine
Santa beside me, "is this all wheel drive?"
"Best in the world" I said with a grin
"That's why we're still moving when no one else can"
I dumped the clutch and matted the gas
Those Subarus launched incredibly fast
We flew to the sleigh as fast as we could go
Our Bridgestone Blizzaks tore through the snow
We loaded our cars with presents galore
Until Santa's sleigh contained no more
I said "I'll head west and you take the east"
"We'll meet up at the diner and breakfast we'll eat"
Santa said "I'm riding in the one painted white"
"After all, I'm Santa, it would only be right"
We parted ways with a job to do
And met up in town once it was through
Santa tried to pay for our meal
But we insisted that we get the bill
He said "Without you boys I was lost"
"Here's one for you each an Accessport and exhaust."
With our parts in the trunk, we drove off side by side
And proclaimed "Merry Christmas Santa, and have a good night!"
I know this story is hard to beleive,
But that's how two Imprezas saved Christmas Eve.
