T&R Service Station

12/08/2025

We will be closed December 24, 25, 26 and we will also be closed December 31, January 1st and 2nd

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

11/10/2025

Guess the year, make and model

08/21/2025

What's the year make and model?

05/02/2025

How about this one?

Year, Make, Model

04/24/2025

What's the year, make and model?

12/17/2024

12/16/2024

Christmas Hours

Open Monday the 23rd
Closed Tuesday the 24th through Friday the 27th
Closed January 1st, 2025

11/22/2024

Wow! Can you believe the holidays are approaching?

We will be closed Thursday, November 28th and Friday, November 29th for Thanksgiving.

Here's a joke for you: When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

(answer is in the comments)

11/19/2024

Guess the year, make and model.

11/08/2024

Dad - Car Jokes

Q: Why was the car always tired?

A: It never took any brakes.

Q: What’s a movie they could never make about a Lamborghini?

A: Silence of the Lambos.



A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, I’m fine to serve you but you better not start anything.



Q: Why do pistons make such bad employees?

A: They only work after they are fired.



My wife asked me if I could go wash the car with our son. I told her a hose would probably be more efficient.



Q: What did the car say to the stoplight?

A: You’ve changed, man!



Q: Why are standards so reliable?

A: They always come in clutch.



My wife gave birth to our son in the car on our way to the hospital. We named him Carson.



Q: Why did the man remove the wheels from his car before a road trip?

A: He wanted it to drive tirelessly.



I was really stoked about buying one of those new electric cars. But when I got to the dealership the prices were just too shocking!



Q: What is a Toyota lover’s favorite food?

A: Taco-mas.



Q: Why does it always get dark when Bob goes by?

A: He drives an Eclipse.



Q: What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?

A: Automobile.



Q: How is a golf ball different from a Chevy 350?

A: I can drive a golf ball 300 yards.



Q: What’s the best pickup line?

A: Wanna hang out in my bed?



Q: How did you stop your teen from texting and driving?

A: I bought him a Ford Focus.



Q: What kind of vehicle does an egg drive?

A: A Yolks-wagen.



Q: What is Yoda’s favorite vehicle?

A: A Toy-yoda.



Q: What is the best vehicle to drive on May 5th?

A: A Ford Fiesta.



Q: Why should you always carry peanut butter in your car?

A: In case there’s a traffic jam.



Q: Why can’t motorcycles do planks?

A: Because they’re always two-tired.



Q: What’s a Tesla’s favorite dance move?

A: The electric slide.



Q: What did you do with all those old car batteries?

A: I gave them away, free of charge.



Q: Why did the man throw his spare tire into the woods when he got lost?

A.Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way.



Q: Why does it cost so much to put air in a tire?

A.Inflation.