10/02/2026
🚨🚨 H2GO WALL OF SHAME IS BACK, BABY! 🚨🚨
Apparently we need to add a new service to the car wash:
CAR WASH + DAMAGE CONTROL + ADULT ACCOUNTABILITY
Unfortunately, the last one seems to be out of stock. 🤦♀️😂
We’ve got TWO new members trying to earn their permanent spot on the Wall of Shame.
🏆 #1 — TRUNKY McTRUNKFACE
Someone decided to roll through the wash with their TRUNK WIDE OPEN.
Not cracked.
Not slightly open.
WIDE. ASS. OPEN. 😂
The wash did what a wash does… and suddenly there were consequences.
Their vehicle got damaged.
OUR EQUIPMENT GOT DAMAGED.
And instead of coming inside like an actual adult and saying,
“Hey… I may have done something stupid.”
They apparently chose the classic:
🚗💨 “IF I DRIVE FAST ENOUGH, IT BECOMES SOMEONE ELSE’S PROBLEM.”
Sir/ma’am…
WE HAVE A CAR WASH. WE KNOW WHEN SOMETHING GETS BROKEN. 🤣
🏆 #2 — THE DRYER DESTROYER
Then we have another mystery guest who decided our auto car wash dryers needed a little demolition work.
Apparently “dry your car” was interpreted as:
“HIT SOMETHING UNTIL IT BREAKS.”
And once again…
No “Hey, I damaged something.”
No “I’m sorry.”
No “How do we fix this?”
Just:
💥 CRASH
👀 LOOK AROUND
🚗💨 PEACE OUT
😂😂😂
Listen…
ACCIDENTS HAPPEN.
Nobody expects you to be perfect.
But when you damage someone’s property and knowingly drive away without saying a word?
That’s not an accident anymore.
That’s called:
“I HOPE NOBODY FIGURES OUT IT WAS ME.” 🤡
Well, here’s your chance to save yourself a little embarrassment.
👉 If you were involved in either incident, COME TALK TO US.
👉 If you know who was involved, SEND US A MESSAGE.
You don’t have to comment publicly. Just tell us what you know.
Because we’d much rather have someone walk through our doors and say “I screwed up” than have this turn into a bigger headache for everybody.
And to our other customers:
PLEASE DON’T BE THESE PEOPLE. 😂
If you break something at H2GO, just tell us.
We’re not going to chase you around town with a pitchfork.
Well… probably not. 😏
But we ARE going to fix our equipment, and somebody is going to have to pay for it.
H2GO
Wash your car. Dry your car. Keep your trunk CLOSED. And for the love of God… if you break something, OWN IT. 😂
TAG YOUR FRIEND WHO NEEDS THIS PSA. 👀👇
