09/16/2026
ChatGPT got jokes tonight! Good luck to all the exhibitors. We are supporting you all!!!
’Twas the night before Falls County Youth Fair,
and all through the house,
Not a parent was sleeping…
because SOMEONE CAN’T FIND THEIR SHOW BELT.
The trailer is hooked up.
The animals are fed.
And Mom’s lying awake making lists in her head.
The steers got washed… then laid in their p**p.
The pig won’t walk.
The goat has completely lost his religion.
And somewhere out in the barn Dad is yelling:
“GET HIS HEAD UP!”
“QUIT LETTING HIM DO THAT!”
“YOU’VE HAD ALL YEAR TO WORK WITH THIS ANIMAL!” 😂
Tomorrow we’ll spend half the day yelling:
“WHAT TIME DO YOU SHOW?”
“WHERE ARE YOUR BOOTS?”
“DID YOU FEED?”
And the official fair-week prayer…
“PLEASE. JUST. WALK.”
Then that kid steps into the ring, and somehow all the money, manure, hauling, yelling and lack of sleep is worth it. ❤️
Five minutes later:
“Can we get another animal for next year?”
Absolutely not.
…Anyway, see y’all at the barn looking at animals for next year. 😂
Good luck to all our Falls County Youth Fair exhibitors!
May your animals behave, your coffee be strong, and nobody say “Mom, I forgot…” after you leave the driveway.
🐮🐷🐐🐑🐓
LET THE CHAOS BEGIN. Westphalia Tire & Battery Wesley Wilde Ella Wilde Mason Wilde
