Hanson's Automotive

10/12/2026

Teddy is at the shop today serving as Chief Morale Officer. 🐾😂

Stop by Hanson’s Automotive to say hi, give him some pets, and let him brighten your day a little. He works for attention. We work on cars.

📍 1230 E Main St, League City, TX 77573
📞 281-332-5857

10/10/2026

We’re not saying Jacob loves cars more than people… but have you ever heard someone talk to a vehicle like it’s the love of their life? 💀😂

At Hanson’s Automotive, we don’t just fix cars. Apparently, we form emotional attachments to them, too. 🤣❤️

So if your car needs a little TLC, bring it to the guy who might actually love it more than you do! 🔧🚗

📍 Hanson’s Automotive
1230 E. Main St., League City, TX
📞 281-332-5857

Quality repairs, honest service, and apparently a little romance. 😂❤️

10/08/2026

Karen has entered the chat with today’s brake PSA. 😂🐾

If your car is squealing, shaking, or one wheel suddenly looks like it rolled through a bag of charcoal, don’t ignore it.

You don’t have to know what’s wrong. That’s our job. 🔧

📍 Hanson’s Automotive
1230 E Main St, League City, TX 77573
📞 281-332-5857

Karen handles morale and questionable hair decisions. We handle the brakes. 😎

10/06/2026

Karen got a mullet and immediately started acting like Hanson’s Automotive was a hostile takeover. 😂

Business in the front.
HR violation in the back.

She’s already claimed Jacob's chair, questioned his management decisions, and informed everyone that future raises will be paid in treats.

Jacob tried to remind her that he owns the shop.

Karen stared at him for six straight seconds and walked away.

So that meeting went well.

At this point, we’re expecting the sign out front to say Karen’s Automotive by Friday, with Jacob listed underneath as “maintenance.”

Please stop by Hanson’s and support Jacob during this unexpected change in leadership. 😂🐾

10/04/2026

09/25/2026

Be honest… how long have you been driving around with your check engine light on? 😂

A. Pulled over immediately
B. A few days
C. Long enough that I stopped noticing it
D. That light has been on since the Obama administration

No judgment.

Okay, maybe a little. 👀

09/24/2026

If you’re new here, this is Jacob, the guy behind Hanson’s Automotive. 👋

We fix cars, explain things in normal-human language, and believe you should actually be able to trust your mechanic.

No scare tactics. No mystery mechanic talk. No trying to sell you things you don’t need. Just honest work, clear communication, and getting you back on the road.

Jacob takes a lot of pride in doing things the right way and treating people the way he’d want his own family treated.

Apparently coffee is also part of the diagnostic process. 😂☕️

📍 Hanson’s Automotive
1230 E Main St, League City, TX

Come see us when your car starts making that noise you’ve been turning the radio up to ignore. 😂

09/23/2026

Teddy is at the shop today accepting walk-ins for pets, compliments, and unsolicited life stories. 🐾😂

Having a bad day? Tell Teddy.
Car making a weird noise? Tell Jacob.
Need emotional support while waiting on your repair? Teddy has absolutely no credentials, but he is an excellent listener.

Stop by Hanson’s Automotive and come say hi to our temporary Chief Morale Officer. He works strictly for attention and snacks.

📍 1230 E Main St, League City, TX 77573
📞 281-332-5857

Warning: excessive petting may result in Teddy believing you now belong to him. 😂🐶

09/22/2026

People go to therapy. Cars come to Hanson’s. Chevy recommends both. 🐾😂

Because ignoring problems usually doesn’t make them disappear. 😬

Take care of yourself, and let us help take care of your car. Whether it’s making a weird noise, flashing a warning light, pulling to one side, or just overdue for some attention, Hanson’s Automotive is here to help with honest service, thorough diagnostics, and quality repairs.

🔧 General auto repair
🖥️ Diagnostics
🛞 Tires & alignments
🛑 Brakes
🔋 Batteries
🚗 Import & domestic cars and trucks

📍 Hanson’s Automotive
1230 E Main St, League City, TX 77573
📞 281-332-5857

Good people. Good cars. Good dogs. Better days. 🐾