Dick Ripper

Dick Ripper Dick Ripper is THE Number One source for previously owned cars and trucks in Southern Nevada.

08/12/2026

My dog's breath can peel paint. He's over here huffin an puffin'. Is like Satan's plug-in. 'bout to feed this mo********er a pack of Big Red.

08/12/2026

If you're looking for a slightly used Kia Sorento ('05), HMU. A few air fresheners and a little elbow grease (and a windshield) is all you'll need to make this baby road ready.

4500.00 (OBO)

06/29/2026

Dick Ripper left a sleepy trailer park in Lubbock, TX for a new life in Las Vegas. The rearview mirror was aglow with the bridges he burned as his foot stomped on the accelerator of his unregistered Ford LTD. Dick drove across the desert, keeping hydrated with an ever-warming case of Miller High Life, and a single bottle of water.

He ripped a tiny piece of the stuff from the tinfoil envelope and placed it under his tongue. The acid, he figured, was stronger and cheaper than coffee.

Dick only had two cassette tapes to make the 13 hour trek. The fourth time through “Neil Diamond’s Greatest Hits” is what caused his mind to finally crack. All the radio would give him on a consistent basis was religious talk and angry conservatives. The air conditioning stopped working somewhere around Albuquerque.

Everyone Loves Dick is a new performance piece by Ernest Hemmings about identity crisis, hubris, and the new American West. A “modern Western” in one act.

August 15th The Stray Theater Tix and Info: www.tstmrkt.com

Portland (and PNW) friends! Tickets are now live! Hope to see you there? www.tstmrkt.com
07/08/2024

Portland (and PNW) friends! Tickets are now live! Hope to see you there?

www.tstmrkt.com

Let's get corporate! Opening reception tonight! The Las Vegas Collage Collective presents "You're Fired!" a group art s...
03/19/2024

Let's get corporate! Opening reception tonight!

The Las Vegas Collage Collective presents "You're Fired!" a group art show dedicated to office hustle culture, the never-ending grind, and the love-hate relationship we have with employment during end-stage capitalism. 2D, sculpture, audio, film, etc presented by collage artists from Las Vegas.

"Boss Makes a Dollar. I Make a Dime. That's Why I Collage on Company Time" collage workshop will take place tonight during the opening reception for those interested in rolling up your dress code approved short sleeves and getting involved. Projections, audio hijinx, and a lot of weird s**t. Middle-Age Punk.

Get turned up on a Tuesday! Is FREE!

https://www.tstmrkt.com/lvccCALL FOR ART:You're Fired! is collage show dedicated to office hustle culture, the never-end...
02/18/2024

https://www.tstmrkt.com/lvcc

CALL FOR ART:

You're Fired! is collage show dedicated to office hustle culture, the never-ending grind, and the love-hate relationship we have with employment during end-stage capitalism. All collage art will be accepted (2D, sculpture, audio, film, etc). The show will include a performance art piece by TSTMRKT, a collage workshop , and various activations and demonstrations throughout the run. All we are missing is YOU. Submissions for work is due by February 23th at midnight.

02/08/2024

Got into a Lyft that reeked of paint stripper and human s**t. I didn't want to bring it up. I'm pretty sure the driver knew because she had the windows in the front down.

"Are you cold back there?"

"No! It's great!" I said. Shivering.

I can't get the smell out of my mind. I also can't stop imagining what could have possibly happened before she picked me up

Five stars. 25%.

Tonight I'm in Detroit to sell some cars and break some hearts. Not in that order.Got a little Chevy Nova I need to unl...
02/08/2024

Tonight I'm in Detroit to sell some cars and break some hearts. Not in that order.

Got a little Chevy Nova I need to unload, so today might be your lucky day. The engine won't turn over, but I'm sure if you're good with tools, have a well-stocked garage, a good connection to a parts graveyard, and a mechanical lift, you'll be on the road in no time. There is a *little* trouble with the title, but for just 1500, you can't go wrong. Trust me.

Or you can come see me at Planet Ant Theatre at 8pm tonight. We'll go for a test drive together.

Tix and info: www.tstmrkt.com/dick-ripper

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