02/11/2026
Listen up, because the Cream of the Crop has officially entered the arena! You’re tired of the runaround? You’re tired of the jabronis giving you the cold shoulder on a credit check? Well, snap into a better deal because I am the undisputed champion of the car lot!
THE MAIN EVENT IS HERE!
Whether you’re looking for a brand new powerhouse or a battle-tested pre-owned legend, I’m the only man with the keys to the kingdom! I’ve got more inventory than a battle royale and more features than a pay-per-view main event!
WHY SETTLE FOR A LOSER?
* No Games: Just straight-up, high-octane service!
* The Best Roster: Trucks, SUVs, and Sedans that’ll make your neighbors jealous!
* Championship Financing: We’ll go the distance to get you behind the wheel!
TAKE THE TITLE HOME TODAY!
Don’t wait for the three-count! Pick up that phone and show some championship hustle!
CALL OR TEXT: 423-943-3243
I’m the stylin', profilin', limousine ridin', jet flyin', car-sellin' son of a gun—and I’m ready to put YOU in the driver's seat! WHOOOOO!
