09/03/2026
π¨ Y'ALL COME GET ME BEFORE I DO SOMETHING ELSE!!! π¨
I done woke up, drank some coffee, grabbed a fistful of car keys and said:
βWHO NEEDS A CAR?!?β πππ
I DON'T KNOW WHO LET ME RUN THIS PLACE BUT HERE WE ARE!!! π€·ββοΈπ€£
Your credit score got more problems than I do???
COME ON!!!
You ain't got no credit???
I DON'T CARE!!!
You got $500 and a dream???
BABY GET IN THE CAR!!! π
You looking for a CASH CAR under $5K???
I GOT CARS EVERYWHERE!!!
I got cars outside.
Cars beside the building.
Cars behind the building.
Probably a car somewhere I forgot about. ππ
And don't come in here telling me βI can't get approved.β
SIT DOWN. HOLD MY COFFEE. LET ME TRY!!! π€£π€£π€£
I will be over here pushing buttons, making phone calls, talking too fast, waving my hands, drinking coffee and ACTING LIKE I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!!! πβοΈ
And when that approval comes through???
I'M GONNA SCREAM. YOU'RE GONNA SCREAM. THE WHOLE BUILDING GONNA KNOW!!! π¨π
π MRS. JESSICA
Certified Car Dealer
Professional Key Distributor
Part-Time Adult
Full-Time Problem π€£π€£π€£
π 1150 Cassat Ave, Jacksonville, FL 32205
π 904-379-4403
π thepeoplescarcompany.net
COME GET A CAR BEFORE SOMEBODY TAKES MY COFFEE AWAY!!! πππ
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