12/12/2016
And now for something completely different...
I am 47 handsom years young, and I realized I still have so many unanswered questions!!!!
I never found out who let the Dogs Out?
Where's the beef?
Where is Waldo?
Why don't psychics ever win the lottery?
How do you get to Sesame Street?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway?
How is it that two glasses are on the table for the same amount of time and the one with coffee is cold and the one with water is warm?
Why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps?
Why are eggs packaged in a flimsy foam carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails...
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouths closed...
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word...
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish washing liquid is made with real lemons...
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? (you gonna die anyway!)
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going?
Why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? And why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?
How many licks does it take to get to the center of the Tootsie Roll pop?
Lastly, just what is Victoria's secret?
Do you really think I am this witty?? ... I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother's girlfriend's, uncle's cousin's, baby momma's doctor who lived next door to my old classmate's mailman...Now it is your turn to take it from me...Peace!! When you find out, let me know!
PS. How many chucks can a woodchuck chuck?
Copy and Paste, change the age, and enjoy your day!