04/01/2026
⚡ BREAKING NEWS ⚡
Due to customer demand, Harvard Quik L**e & Tire Sales is now offering…
🛞 SELF-INFLATING TIRES 🛞
Never check your tire pressure again — they just know when they’re low.
Available starting today for only $999 per tire 😎
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Gotcha 😆 April Fools!
But seriously — if your tires are low, we’ve got you covered.