06/23/2026
WARNING: ANGRY CARS EAT MECHANICS!
"Dear Owner,
I've been trying to get your attention for months. I squeaked when I stopped. I rattled when I started. I flashed my check engine light like a Christmas tree. I even made that weird noise you've been ignoring.
But instead of taking me to the shop, you turned up the radio and said, 'It'll be fine.'
Well, now I'm angry.
And when cars get angry, they eat mechanics. That's why you keep seeing their legs sticking out from under hoods trying to calm us down!"
The truth is, small problems rarely fix themselves. That little noise, vibration, leak, or warning light can quickly turn into a major repair if ignored.
Don't wait until your vehicle is throwing a full-blown temper tantrum. Bring it to Kocur Krew Auto and let us handle the problem before your car decides it's hungry for another mechanic!
π 1694 W M-61, Gladwin, MI
π 989-246-1227
Kocur Krew Auto
Service and Sales with Integrity
Don't let small problems become big problems... and don't feed the angry cars!
No Mechanics Where Harmed in this production. Sam is a trained stuntman . Dont try this at home.