10/20/2026
Long Islanders pay enough to live here. Stop wasting money on these. πΈ
The property taxes. The mortgage. The LIE. Existing here already costs a fortune β and then we go buy:
ποΈ Beach house furniture that's dead after one storm season
π A swing set used for two summers, rotting for ten years
π A $10,000 hot tub used six times before it becomes a mosquito pond
πΉ A piano nobody wants, that you then pay AGAIN to have removed
I know because I'm the guy who hauls it all away when it's over. Nassau & Suffolk, every week.
Which one are you guilty of? π
Already bought it and done with it? We'll take it from here.
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