06/02/2026
🚨 LOCAL SUPERHERO SPOTTED IN CHAPIN 🚨
Most superheroes save the world.
Our owner just saved a sign pole. 😎
Caught today repainting the shop sign while sporting a superhero cape and working from the bucket truck. Some people wear safety vests... others choose to embrace their destiny.
The good news: The pole looks fantastic.
The bad news: He's now insisting everyone call him "Captain Clear Coat."
If you drive by and see a caped crusader flying around The Auto Shop, don't worry—he's not fighting crime. He's just fighting rust, faded paint, and questionable maintenance decisions.
🦸♂️ Up, up, and away... to the next repair estimate!