Celina 52 diner

Celina 52 diner Rated #1 for exotic food items
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We would like to formally congratulate our beautiful waitress Sofia for winning the Miss Celina Pageant yesterday evenin...
09/10/2026

We would like to formally congratulate our beautiful waitress Sofia for winning the Miss Celina Pageant yesterday evening.

Due to her lack of ability to communicate in English, the judges allowed her to completely bypass the Q&A portion and be scored solely on her physical looks. This gave her a huge advantage over the other contestants who were required to talk.

We couldn't be more proud of you, Honey!
~Management

At 0600, we discovered an illegally discarded to-go container from an unnamed Italian eatery across the highway in our p...
09/09/2026

At 0600, we discovered an illegally discarded to-go container from an unnamed Italian eatery across the highway in our parking lot. The crime scene has been secured, and Security Specialist Derek is transporting the contraband noodles to a forensics lab for rapid DNA profiling.

In the meantime, Aunt Margie has been stationed out front with tweezers to extract hair follicle samples from all arriving guests so we can get a DNA match to help track down the perpetrator and seek swift justice.

No further details will be disclosed at this time.
~Management

In honor of National Star Trek Day, we will be serving our all new 32oz Millennium Falcon Sirloin Special for just $47.6...
09/08/2026

In honor of National Star Trek Day, we will be serving our all new 32oz Millennium Falcon Sirloin Special for just $47.62 plus applicable fees.

The first 7 customers will also receive a complimentary replica Lightsaber which will be added to your total bill at checkout.

May the force be with you!
~Management

After a thorough review of our security footage, we have overturned the results of our Labor Day Hotdog Challenge. While...
09/07/2026

After a thorough review of our security footage, we have overturned the results of our Labor Day Hotdog Challenge. While the digital timer provided at the table showed no time remaining when the competitor puked, it was unfortunately not synced to our official master clock located in the manager's office. There was in fact one second remaining at the time of regurgitation.

By rule, he did not complete the 100 hotdogs without puking challenge within the one hour timeframe he was allotted. Therefore, he had to give back the $10 Dave & Buster's gift card that he was awarded, and has since been invoiced $175.00 for damages.

~Management

Please join us in congratulating Cecil Ray Puckett as our latest Customer of the Month. Due to a minor clerical error re...
09/04/2026

Please join us in congratulating Cecil Ray Puckett as our latest Customer of the Month.

Due to a minor clerical error resulting in our corporate credit card being declined at the gas station, we weren't able to purchase a prize this morning. As a substitute, we honored Cecil by allowing him to hug our sweet Samantha for 30 uninterrupted seconds.

Thanks,
~Management

After weeks of rigorous bilateral negotiations on WhatsApp, we are proud to announce a historic trade agreement to sourc...
09/02/2026

After weeks of rigorous bilateral negotiations on WhatsApp, we are proud to announce a historic trade agreement to source all of our daily beef exclusively from the People's Republic of Argentina.

By bypassing federal customs and agreeing to accept the shipping containers "as is" after they were recently turned away by the original buyers, we locked in an incredible price per pound and can finally pass those savings directly on to you.

~Management

We would like to commend our Security Specialist, Derek, for displaying an act of heroic bravery and quick thinking this...
09/01/2026

We would like to commend our Security Specialist, Derek, for displaying an act of heroic bravery and quick thinking this morning.

He was left with no choice but to forcefully remove an unruly customer from the diner when he noticed the man refusing to speak respectfully to our waitress, but instead pointed to our 2 Egg Breakfast Platter on the menu, while aggressively flashing what appeared to be potentially threatening gang signs at her.

It is still unclear at the moment as to whether the customer's hostile behavior had any correlation to him being deaf.

~Management

As promised, we are continuing to invest into much needed renovations to our facilities. We are proud to announce that w...
08/31/2026

As promised, we are continuing to invest into much needed renovations to our facilities. We are proud to announce that we have officially finished the installation of our new toilet paper dispensers in all of the bathroom stalls.

We remain committed to ensuring that your experience here at our small family Diner will provide memories that will last a lifetime.

Thank you for your continued support,
~Management

08/30/2026

⚠️ PLEASE READ!!! JUST IN CASE!!! ⚠️

Tomorrow is the BIG DAY everyone. Facebook's new rule (they also go by META sometimes but I'm not sure which one they prefer) officially goes into effect tomorrow allowing them to legally use your photos unless you post this BEFORE the deadline which is TODAY!!!

It was signed at 6:00 AM this morning. It even made it on TV according to another guy on Facebook so you know it's serious.

A lawyer advised everyone to post this because violation of privacy can be punished by law. Facebook and/or Meta is now considered a PUBLIC ENTITY which means they have to follow the Constitution just like everybody else.

If you do not post this at least once, Facebook can legally assume that you have given them permission to use your photos, information, status updates and possibly other belongings.

Therefore:
I DO NOT AUTHORIZE FACEBOOK, META, MARK ZUCKERBERG, INSTAGRAM, MYSPACE, LINKEDEN, ANCESTORY.COM, OR ANY OF THEIR SUBSIDARIES, PARTNERS, EMPLOYEES, CONTRACTORS OR FOREIGN AFFILIATES TO USE MY PHOTOS, PERSONAL INFORMATION, RECIPES, BUSINESS STRATEGIES, OR LIKENESS WITHOUT WRITTEN CONSENT FROM MANAGEMENT.

This includes ALL photos taken inside or outside Celina 52 Diner regardless of who took them because once you enter private property there is a reasonable expectation of privacy unless otherwise posted.

We DO have security cameras.

Those are different.

Furthermore, Facebook does NOT have authorization to use pictures of Samantha just because she works here. She is an employee of Celina 52 Diner and therefore her image technically falls under our company privacy policy during normal business hours.

I haven't discussed this with Sam yet but I don't foresee any problems.

This also applies to Sofia, Security Specialist Derek, Becky, or our Head Cook.

Aunt Margie is technically considered a volunteer so that may fall under different feral guidelines and we will burn that bridge when we get there.

Any previous authorization Facebook believes they received from us is hereby REVOKED effective immediately and retroactively dating back to the opening of the diner.

We weren't on Facebook then but that's beside the point.

This notice also applies to Google.

We've had problems with them too.

Under the Constitution and HIPPA they legally have 24 hours to acknowledge receipt of this notice or their silence will be considered consent to OUR terms since apparently that's how this works now.

We reserve the right to seek damages.

COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PAGE BEFORE MIDNIGHT!!!

DO NOT SHARE!!!

Sharing does NOT count because Facebook owns the Share button. You have to COPY AND PASTE it because legally they cannot own your clipboard without a warrant.

Hold your finger anywhere on this message until COPY appears. Click COPY. Go to your page and hold your finger in the blank area until PASTE appears.

If PASTE does not appear, Facebook may have already infiltrated your settings.

I would recommend restarting your phone.

I DO NOT AUTHORIZED FACEBOOK OR META 2 USE MY PHOTOS @ ANYTIME!!!

This is my FINAL NOTICE. You have 24 hours to comply.

Thanks,
~Management

I had the pleasure of taking my sweet niece Sam bowling last night as part of a team building exercise.Unfortunately, si...
08/28/2026

I had the pleasure of taking my sweet niece Sam bowling last night as part of a team building exercise.

Unfortunately, since she was technically filling in for one of our regular teammates who was unable to make it, her constant gutter balls ultimately caused us to finish last in the Thursday night league tournament.

Don't quit your day job, Kiddo!
~Management

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