Celina 52 Truck Stop

Celina 52 Truck Stop We post mostly daily around 11:20am ET. This page and Weaber Valley Speedway are our only pages. Everything we post is original content. We are a real place!
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Located at 1897 Genesis Rd in Crossville, TN (Eco Travel Plaza). Follow for more!

SILVER ALERT CANCELED: Our Blind Forklift Operator Donny was found safe in Medora, North Dakota this morning after going...
06/17/2026

SILVER ALERT CANCELED: Our Blind Forklift Operator Donny was found safe in Medora, North Dakota this morning after going missing from the truck stop.

Donny caught the scent of a bison during last weeks high winds and followed the smell 1400 miles where he was caught just before entering Theodore Roosevelt National Park. Donny will be departed back to Tennessee once he's released from jail.

Celina 52 has begun offering a free steak dinner each week to anyone who happens to be using the urinal when our staff w...
06/15/2026

Celina 52 has begun offering a free steak dinner each week to anyone who happens to be using the urinal when our staff wheels in the food cart in an effort to improve our reputation in the community.

This weeks winner was Chuck, a driver for Gay Transport, who was visibly excited and shaking when Cashier Belinda began servicing him at the toilet. Congratulations!

HELP: We are seeking the p***cs assistance locating this man that dispensed a fountain Busch Light without providing ID ...
06/12/2026

HELP: We are seeking the p***cs assistance locating this man that dispensed a fountain Busch Light without providing ID this morning. When confronted, he threw a $5 bill at our cashier and ran out the door.

Even if your child is doing your beer run for you, it is still required for them to show your ID to an employee. If located, please notify management so we can give him back his $2.00 in change.

We are now offering FREE Premium Parking for our wealthy customers from the Fairfield Glade retirement community. This p...
06/10/2026

We are now offering FREE Premium Parking for our wealthy customers from the Fairfield Glade retirement community. This parking spot is located inches from the front door. Simply flash your HOA membership or recent golf score to Belinda and she will carry you inside to avoid dirtying your shoes.

Other customers should not make eye contact with our wealthy guests, as your lower income status is known to agitate them.

As part of our investment in our staff, we began taking life insurance policies out on our Employees following a mandato...
06/08/2026

As part of our investment in our staff, we began taking life insurance policies out on our Employees following a mandatory physical at the store.

Every Celina 52 employee is valuable to us, and we feel it is important to put a dollar amount on it. Employees who think they're undervalued are welcome to discuss their policy amount with HR.

Happy 23rd Birthday to my beautiful employee Nevaeh Petty! Nevaeh, every year I watch you get more beautiful inside and ...
06/06/2026

Happy 23rd Birthday to my beautiful employee Nevaeh Petty! Nevaeh, every year I watch you get more beautiful inside and out, and every year it gets harder for me to put into words how I feel about you. You are the hardest working single mom I've ever been alone with.

I still remember the day I first laid eyes on you and knew you would be who I'd hire to pick up jugs of urine in our parking lot someday. You are so amazing and are the reason I fly to Tennessee as much as possible. Happy Birthday Sweaty.

Your Boss, Biggest Fan, Friend, and Emergency Contact,

Dennis Herniple (Denny)
CEO of Celina 52 Truck Stop LLC

Stop by and see Blind Donny and Chris Ferguson at Eldora Speedway this week and grab one of these brand new Celina 52 ra...
06/03/2026

Stop by and see Blind Donny and Chris Ferguson at Eldora Speedway this week and grab one of these brand new Celina 52 racing shirts!

If you can't make it in person, they're now available online. All proceeds go to help Chris buy some upgrades for his racecar so he can finish a race for once without it breaking.

We have finally completely the $250,000 toilet remodel of the old Redbox machine out front. Manager Jacob (homosexual), ...
06/03/2026

We have finally completely the $250,000 toilet remodel of the old Redbox machine out front. Manager Jacob (homosexual), did a test run of the machine this morning and confirmed it is ready for p***c release. Pricing starts as low as $2 per use.

Planned upgrades include a privacy curtain and moving the toilet kiosk to the rear entrance once we raise another $50,000.

The Buckman Family are our Customers of the Month for May! Rachel and Paul are former employees of Celina 52 that we mai...
06/01/2026

The Buckman Family are our Customers of the Month for May! Rachel and Paul are former employees of Celina 52 that we maintain a good relationship with despite firing them so they could seek greener pastures.

The Buckmans won three tickets to Dollywood, but Paul agreed to just purchase a spectator pass since he prefers to watch Rachel and their neighbor Marcus have fun.

Congratulations to longtime customer Ron Weabers, our Trucker of the Month for May. Ron was entitled to any single item ...
05/29/2026

Congratulations to longtime customer Ron Weabers, our Trucker of the Month for May. Ron was entitled to any single item in the store priced under $50.

Ron discovered a loophole after realizing our Cashier (who makes $7.50 an hour) only had around $30 worth of shift pay remaining and chose her as his prize. She happily agreed after he promised he would buy her dinner at Chilis. Congratulations Ron!

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1897 Genesis Road
Celina, TN
38555

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