08/08/2026
Welcome to the crew, little man! 🛻
New Hire Review: Zero wrench-turning experience, zero hydraulic knowledge, and zero clue what a torque wrench is.
Job Performance: Outstanding at high-volume wailing, professional-grade spit-up delivery, and mastering the art of sleeping through an impact gun.
Looking forward to when you're old enough to hold the light and hand me wrenches. 🔧