06/18/2026
Prieta Battle
π¨π€ͺ ATTENTION FACEBOOK FAMILY! π€ͺπ¨
We need to have a serious talk...
Our management team has completely lost it.
We tried to stop them.
We argued.
We yelled.
We may have even considered hiding the keys.
But it's too late...
π₯ THEY DID IT ANYWAY. π₯
The public saw our Flash Sale.
But YOU are not the public.
YOU are our Facebook Family. β€οΈ
And because you've supported us, followed us, liked our posts, shared our vehicles, and helped our small business grow...
We've unlocked a SECRET FACEBOOK DEAL.
π¨ THIS OFFER IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. π¨
This offer is only for the people who follow our page.
Here's what you do:
π Walk into the dealership.
π Find one of our sales staff.
π Look them directly in the eye.
And say...
π₯ POPPIN POPPIN POPPIN π₯
That's it.
No secret handshake.
No decoder ring.
No membership card.
Just...
π₯ POPPIN POPPIN POPPIN π₯
And we'll put you into the vehicle of your choice for a little over...
π₯ 50% OFF THE REQUIRED DOWN PAYMENT! π₯
π± BAD CREDIT?
π± NO CREDIT?
π± REPOS?
WHO CARES?
β NO CREDIT CHECK
β 0% INTEREST
β WE ARE THE BANK
β YOUR INCOME IS YOUR CREDIT
β DRIVE AWAY TODAY
π¨ FAIR WARNING π¨
When you walk in and yell:
π₯ POPPIN POPPIN POPPIN π₯
Our staff may laugh.
Our staff may look confused.
Our staff may think you've lost your mind.
But they'll know exactly what you're talking about.
πππ
Seriously though...
Thank you for supporting our business.
Without our Facebook followers, we wouldn't be where we are today.
We appreciate every like, every share, every comment, and every customer who has trusted us over the years.
β€οΈ THANK YOU FOR BEING PART OF THE ON THE ROAD AGAIN FAMILY β€οΈ
Now get down here...
And don't forget the magic words:
π₯ POPPIN POPPIN POPPIN π₯
π On The Road Again Used Cars
(A negotiable documentary service fee of up to $200 may also be charged.)