09/06/2026
☀️💦 LABOR DAY ANNOUNCEMENT FROM MANAGEMENT 💦☀️
Pauls Garage will be CLOSED for Labor Day, but let’s be honest… this wasn’t my decision.
Neela and Siah — the self‑appointed owners, operators, HR department, and union reps — informed me that the shop would be shutting down so they could “conduct important end‑of‑summer evaluations” by the pool.
Neela said she’s reviewing employee performance from a lounge chair with a frozen treat.
Siah is allegedly “checking inventory,” which appears to mean floating around on a pool noodle while refusing to answer emails.
They’ve also issued the following official statements:
“We will not be accepting appointments unless they involve snacks.”
“All complaints must be submitted in writing, but we will not be reading them.”
“The sun is out. Therefore, we are out.”
We’ll reopen after the holiday — assuming upper management decides to return from their aquatic retreat.
Enjoy your Labor Day, and remember: at Paul’s Garage, the dogs don’t just run the place… they run the calendar too.