Paul's Garage Bath

03/23/2026

🚨 Intoxalock Update: We’re Back, Baby! 🐾
After a week of pure chaos, technical gremlins, and one Frenchie nearly blowing into a juice box out of frustration…
Intoxalock has fixed their issues and we are once again able to calibrate your devices! 🎉
So bring your breathers, bring your patience, and bring Neela if she’s still practicing her technique.
Just remember:
🕖 Hours: 7am – 4pm
🚫 No calibrations after 3:30pm (We love you, but we also love leaving on time.)
Thanks for riding out the madness with us. Paul’s Garage is back in calibration action! 🛠️🐶

03/11/2026

📣 A Message from Neela & Siah, Official Paul’s Garage Phone Patrol
“Hi friends! It’s us — Neela and Siah. We LOVE you. We love belly rubs. We love snacks.
But you know what we don’t love? When you call our Uncle’s cell phone to make an appointment or ask about your car.”
“He is a VERY busy man. Like… human-level busy. Meanwhile, we’re just over here supervising naps and quality‑checking treats.”
“So please, pretty please, with a squeaky toy on top — call the shop line instead: 610‑837‑9877.
That’s the magic number for appointments, updates, and all things car‑related.”
“Uncle thanks you. We thank you. And his voicemail REALLY thanks you.”
— The Frenchie Phone Patrol 📞🐾

02/26/2026

🚧 Neela & Siah’s Garage Safety Alert 🚧

“We’ve got the bandages to prove it—Paul’s Garage is NOT a turnaround zone!”

With W. Northampton Street closed, we’ve seen way too many cars whipping through our lot to turn around. Neela and Siah—our fearless Frenchie foremen—have been dodging bumpers like pros, but it’s only a matter of time before someone gets hurt.
Paul’s Garage is a busy repair shop with vehicles constantly moving in and out of the bays. Our lot is not designed for detour traffic, and using it as a shortcut puts everyone at risk—including our four-legged supervisors.

“We’re tough, but we’re not traffic cones.” — Neela & Siah

Please respect our space and use the official detour routes. Help us keep the garage safe, efficient, and Frenchie-friendly.

02/09/2026

01/28/2026

❄️🚗 Siah’s Snow Alert! 🐾
Siah just sniffed the wind and barked the truth: MORE SNOW is on the way.
She’s not just a Frenchie—she’s a certified Pawgnostic Meteorologist.
So she asks (with a very serious head tilt):
👉 Are your tires snow-ready or just wishful thinking?
👉 Is your battery older than her chew toy?
👉 Can your wipers handle a blizzard or just a drizzle?
If your car’s winter prep is looking ruff… Paul’s Garage is here to help.
Book now before Siah starts issuing paw-written citations. 🐶📝

01/22/2026

❄️ PAUL’S GARAGE WINTER WATCH: FRENCHIE EDITION ❄️
Neela and Siah have been monitoring the forecast with their usual professionalism—
which is to say, they stared out the window for 12 seconds, snorted, and went back to bed.
But even they agree: Monday might dump a crap load of snow on us.
Like… “Frenchies disappear instantly because their legs are too short” levels of snow. 🐾❄️
We’ll make the final call on whether we’re open once we see what actually hits.
Our priority is keeping our employees safe and making the best decision for the business.
Stay tuned—your favorite Safety Inspectors will keep you posted.
(Assuming they wake up from their nap in time.)

01/12/2026

📣 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DESK OF NEELA 🐾
After careful consideration (and zero snacks from AAA), Paul's Garage has officially ended its partnership with AAA. That’s right—we’re no longer an AAA Approved Auto Repair Facility.
Neela reviewed the paperwork, chewed on the fine print, and decided we’re better off rolling solo. She’s now accepting calls, scheduling appointments, and enforcing nap breaks—all without AAA’s supervision.
We’re still the same reliable, lovable crew—just with more freedom and fewer acronyms. 🛠️💼

12/31/2025

🎉🐾 Happy New Year from Paul’s Garage! 🐾🎉
Neela and Siah are ringing in the New Year with glitter, grins, and a whole lot of confetti—and we’re sending that same joy your way! Wishing all our amazing customers a safe, happy, and engine-smooth start to 2026.
🚗 Holiday Hours Reminder
Paul’s Garage will be closed on January 1st to recharge our batteries (and maybe chase a few balloons).
We’ll be back in action January 2nd at 7am, ready to kick off the year with fresh oil and friendly vibes.
Thanks for making 2025 unforgettable—here’s to more miles, more smiles, and fewer mystery squeaks in 2026! 🛠️✨

12/24/2025

🎄✨ Holiday Cheer from Paul’s Garage ✨🎄
From our crew (and our cuddly Frenchie mascots) to you—Paul’s Garage wishes everyone a Happy and Safe Holiday Season! May your days be merry, your travels smooth, and your engines purring.
Just a quick reminder:
🔧 We’ll be closed December 25th and 26th to enjoy the festivities with loved ones.
We’ll be back soon, ready to roll into the New Year with fresh oil and good vibes!
Stay warm, stay safe, and give your pups an extra snuggle for us 🐾🎅

11/26/2025

🦃🍁 Happy Thanksgiving from Paul’s Garage! 🍁🦃
Neela and Siah have officially traded their mechanic gear for turkey hats and pumpkin patrol. They may not know how to carve a bird, but they sure know how to carve out time for gratitude (and naps).
To all our amazing customers: we’re thankful for your support, your smiles, and your ability to laugh at our Frenchie-themed antics. May your day be full of food, fun, and zero engine trouble.
Closed for the holiday—open for appreciation. 🛠️❤️

11/21/2025

📰🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM PAUL’S GARAGE 🚨📰
Reports of fireballs, explosions, and general chaos have been greatly exaggerated. Paul’s Garage remains 100% intact—no flames, no boom, just the usual sound of wrenches clinking and Frenchies snoring.
This morning’s commotion came from a tractor trailer up the street, not from our shop. Our official Safety Inspectors, Neela and Siah, have thoroughly investigated the premises. Their findings:
• No scorch marks 🔥
• No debris 💥
• Plenty of treats 🍪
Rest assured, the only sparks flying here are from our sense of humor. Paul’s Garage is open, safe, and ready to roll. 🐾🚙

11/19/2025

🚙 **SOLD**: 2011 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo – $9500 FIRM
📍 Bath, PA | 📞 Paul’s Garage: 610-837-9877
One-owner, low-mileage Jeep in excellent condition—ready for its next adventure!
✅ Highlights:
• Only 62,895 miles
• 4x4 Laredo model
• Newer brakes, tires, and radio
• Fresh oil change
• Passed state inspection & emissions
🧼 Clean, well-kept interior and spacious cargo area
Perfect for winter roads, weekend getaways, or everyday driving.
📸 Swipe through the photos to see:
• Front, rear, and side views
• Interior: dashboard, console, seats, and trunk
• Digital display showing mileage and fuel economy
💬 Message us or call Paul’s Garage at 610-837-9877 to schedule a test drive or ask questions.