10/29/2026
Why are skeletons so tough?
Nothing gets under their skin...
What's are vampire's favorite fruits?
Necktarines & blood oranges
"What do you do for a living?"
"I do my best"
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o'-lantern by it's diameter?
Pumpkin-Pi
What do you call a witch that lives at the beach?
A sandwich.
What's worse than a box full of snakes?
A box that was supposed to be full of snakes.
What do you call a horse that only comes out after dark?
A nightmare.
Why are cemeteries so popular?
Because everyone's dying to get in.
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
What did the skeleton say to the bartender?
I'll have two beers and a mop.