06/19/2026
Well… they done did it.
They’re making me make a dang TikTok. 🙄 Apparently Facebook isn’t enough and now I gotta be all ✨content creator✨.
So if you see me aggressively zooming into my phone looking confused… mind your business.
In the meantime, here’s a picture of SpongeBob because that’s about the level of professionalism we’re working with today.
Pray for me… or don’t. Either way, go follow us because if I have to embarrass myself making TikToks, somebody better be watching. 😂