09/02/2026
๐๐ EMPLOYEE SPOTLIGHT: THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE GUY WHO CANโT WHISTLEโฆ CARTER! ๐๐
Meet Carter! ๐ Heโs a Fayetteville native with a love for pizza, Green Day, premium sound systems, and apparently cookies covered in spray cheese. ๐ณ
๐ Favorite Junk Food: Pizza โ Correct answer. No argument needed.
๐ฝ๏ธ First Job: Dishwasher โ Started at the bottomโฆliterally cleaning it. ๐
๐ณ๐ฟ Dream Vacation: New Zealand โ Middle-earth awaits! ๐ง
๐ช Weird Food Combo: Cookies & spray cheese โ Weโve contacted the authorities. ๐จ
๐ Dream Car: Yukon Denali โ Big, comfortable & loaded. Solid choice.
๐ธ Best Concert: Green Day โ Wake him up when September ends! ๐ค
๐ Favorite Holiday: Halloween โ Which explains alotโฆ
๐ฅฉ One Meal Forever: Steak & mashed potatoes โ Hard to improve on that.
๐ซ Wonโt Eat: Chickpeas โ He likes his legumes humble
๐ฎ Fast Food: Taco Bell Avocado Ranch Stacker + Baja Blast โ Prepared.
๐บ Favorite Show: Rugrats โ A man of culture. ๐ผ
๐ค Game Night: Scrabble โ Carter came to destroy friendships with vocabulary.
๐ณ Weirdest Food: Rocky Mountain Oysters โ If you know, you know.
โ๏ธ Best Halloween Costume: Edward Scissorhands โ Suddenly Halloween being his favorite makes sense.
๐ฆ Favorite Ice Cream: Rocky Road โ Apparently he likes a challenge.
๐ค Dinner With: Optimus Prime โ Great conversation, HUGE dinner reservation. ๐
๐ Wants to Try: Snowboarding โ New Zealand might be able to knock out two answers at once!
๐ฆ Cartoon World: Batman: The Animated Series โ Gotham seems like a questionable place to voluntarily live. ๐
๐ Theme Song: โFor Whom the Bell Tollsโ โ Carter does NOT enter quietly. ๐ค
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Weirdest Thing in His Fridge: Pickled onions โ Honestly, we expected worse.
๐ฅ Gas Station Snack: Empanadas โ Carterโs gas station apparently has a chef.
๐จ Hidden Talent: He can draw โ Okay Picasso, we see you.
๐ Something You Might Not Know: He CANโT whistle โ Go ahead and ask him to try. ๐
๐ Carter works hard, keeps us entertained, and brings plenty of personality to Team Southwest. Weโre glad to have him โ although the cookies and spray cheese situation may require a separate meeting. ๐๐ช๐ง