Aptos Arco

Aptos Arco We are the best gas station in all of Rio Del Mar, and we have lines that are far shorter than that

The best and only gas station in all of Rio Del Mar

(note - this is a satire page and is of no relation to Atlantic Richfield Corportation or the owners of ARCO in Aptos. If ARCO in Aptos were to actually open a real page that would be even funnier in this because it's literally the worst gas station in the county)

Thanks to all 7 of our devoted loving fans, it’s been an amazing run.-management
10/09/2022

Thanks to all 7 of our devoted loving fans, it’s been an amazing run.

-management

Just a reminder - the president doesn’t determine gas prices.WE FU**IN DO 🤑😤 🤑😤 🤑😤(OK maybe OPEC does a bit)
10/23/2021

Just a reminder - the president doesn’t determine gas prices.

WE FU**IN DO 🤑😤 🤑😤 🤑😤

(OK maybe OPEC does a bit)

Do not accept foolish imitators.
05/29/2020

Do not accept foolish imitators.

Today’s promo - buy 200 gallons get 1 free barrel of crude oil.  Offer good to first 4 customers
04/22/2020

Today’s promo - buy 200 gallons get 1 free barrel of crude oil. Offer good to first 4 customers

As of a few months ago we unfortunately no longer rent U-Hauls at our gas station.You will have to find another way to p...
03/27/2020

As of a few months ago we unfortunately no longer rent U-Hauls at our gas station.

You will have to find another way to pack your stuff when you move away because we kept lowering your property value. Sorry.

-Management

p.s. just because they are gone you can not park where the u-hauls used to be

We now rent moving trucks, vans and trailers courtesy of Uhaul!

Please note the broken Subaru is neither for rent, or for sale so please stop asking!

Our new sign has been broken for several weeks.  Sorry for no price.  The gas is expensive
10/21/2019

Our new sign has been broken for several weeks. Sorry for no price. The gas is expensive

New sign who dis?
02/07/2019

New sign who dis?

Ho ho ho Merry Christmas from Aptos Arco PS hope you didn’t ask for gasoline this year!  Cause we don’t have any!
12/25/2018

Ho ho ho Merry Christmas from Aptos Arco PS hope you didn’t ask for gasoline this year! Cause we don’t have any!

We now rent moving trucks, vans and trailers courtesy of Uhaul!Please note the broken Subaru is neither for rent, or for...
10/03/2018

We now rent moving trucks, vans and trailers courtesy of Uhaul!

Please note the broken Subaru is neither for rent, or for sale so please stop asking!

Come experience our new pumping technology today!!
08/15/2018

Come experience our new pumping technology today!!

Try our new super premium 87 octane, only $8.35 a gallon- mr cashier
05/22/2018

Try our new super premium 87 octane, only $8.35 a gallon

- mr cashier

World War 3 breaking out, we are hoarding gas for ourselves - Mr Cashier
04/14/2018

World War 3 breaking out, we are hoarding gas for ourselves

- Mr Cashier

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Aptos, CA
95003

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