Cyber Express Wash -GM

09/12/2026

Come down to Cyber Express Wash to get the best shine in town by far! At the same time check out the car show!

09/10/2026

09/05/2026

🚗 MORE VALUE. MORE PROTECTION. MORE FOR YOUR MONEY.

At Cyber Express Wash, we believe you shouldn’t have to pay top-dollar to get the best protection for your vehicle.

Our Gold Wash starts at just $15 and includes Clear Coat Protectant Wax — protection that many competitors reserve for higher-tier packages.

✨ Iridium Wash — $25
Get Ceramic Protection designed to enhance shine and protect your vehicle. Competitors often reserve ceramic protection for their top packages — or offer their own limited version.

🔥 Palladium Wash — $30
Step up to Graphene Protection, giving you advanced protection and incredible shine at a price that’s hard to beat.

🏆 Unobtanium Wash — $60
Our ultimate package includes Graphene Protection PLUS an Express Interior Detail — giving you both exterior protection and interior care in one visit.

💎 GO UNLIMITED & SAVE BIG!

Iridium Unlimited — $49/month
Palladium Unlimited — $59/month
Unobtanium Unlimited — $120/month

🔥 LIMITED TIME OFFER: GET 50% OFF YOUR UNLIMITED MEMBERSHIP FOR YOUR FIRST TWO MONTHS!

Whether you want basic protection or the ultimate package, Cyber Express Wash gives you more protection and more value at every level.

Why pay more somewhere else when you can get premium protection at an incredible price right here?

🚘 Come visit Cyber Express Wash today and experience the difference!

Cyber Express Wash — More Value. More Protection. Better Wash.

08/29/2026

🚗🔥 WE’RE ALWAYS LOOKING FOR WAYS TO MAKE YOUR WASH BETTER! 🔥🚗

You may have noticed a few changes lately when you come through the wash. We’ve been making improvements behind the scenes to give you a better clean, better protection, and an even better experience.

🟢 THE GREEN LASER GUIDE

You may have seen our green laser and wondered what it does!

It helps you and our loader properly position your vehicle on the conveyor belt. It’s a simple feature, but it helps make the loading process safer, smoother, and more consistent.

🍬 NOW WASHING WITH BUBBLE GUM!

We’ve added a new Bubble Gum scent to the wash!

And we’re not stopping there. 👀

More scents are coming soon, giving you a different experience to look forward to when you visit.

🫧 MORE FOAM. BETTER COVERAGE. BETTER CLEAN.

We’ve upgraded our first Presoak to include air and foamers, giving you that thick, visible coverage while helping the chemical work more effectively against the dirt on your vehicle.

We’ve also adjusted our chemical applications to improve:

✅ Coverage across the vehicle
✅ Cleaning performance
✅ Lubrication for the brushes
✅ Overall wash consistency

⏱️ WE’VE BEEN FINE-TUNING THE TIMING TOO

Several wash and rinse timings have been adjusted to help improve cleaning and rinsing performance.

And if you occasionally see some product remaining on your vehicle after the wash, don’t panic!

Modern vehicles have all kinds of shapes, mirrors, trim, spoilers, and body contours that can hold onto product.

That remaining product isn’t necessarily soap. It may be one of the waxes, ceramic, or Graphene protectants applied during your wash — all designed to protect your vehicle.

🔥 AND WE’RE STILL NOT DONE…

We have a NEW PRODUCT coming soon that you currently won’t find being offered in other tunnel car washes.

We can’t say too much yet…

👀 BUT TRUST US — YOU’RE GOING TO WANT TO SEE THIS ONE.

💥 AND RIGHT NOW, MEMBERSHIP IS HALF OFF!

Want to wash as often as you want?

Our Unlimited Membership is currently 50% OFF for your first TWO months!

That means you get two months at half price, then your membership automatically returns to the normal base monthly price starting with month three.

🚗 Wash more.
💰 Save more.
✨ Keep your vehicle looking its best.

Stop by today and ask one of our team members about our Unlimited Membership!

More improvements. More protection. More value.

And we’re just getting started. 🔥🧼🚗

08/22/2026

If you are looking for a great career and have awesome skills in sales, customer service, mechanical, and car wash, we are looking for a site manager.

In this leadership role, you will be responsible for the daily management of the car wash location, including staff supervision, customer service excellence, inventory management, facility and equipment maintenance, and financial performance.

08/22/2026

🚨 THE ULTIMATE CAR WASH MEMBERSHIP DEAL IS HERE! 🚨

Why settle for an ordinary wash when you can get professional-grade protection and exclusive services every time you visit?

✨ GOLD — $15 SINGLE WASH
Our standard package featuring a wax treatment. No one offers a wax like this on a bottom tier wash.
Available as a single wash only.

💎 IRIDIUM — $25 SINGLE | $49/MONTH
Our second-tier package featuring CERAMIC PROTECTION — something you won’t find offered by anyone else at this level.

💎 PALLADIUM — $30 SINGLE | $59/MONTH
Take it even further with GRAPHENE PROTECTION — a premium level of protection that no one else offers.

👑 UNOBTANIUM — $60 SINGLE | $120/MONTH
Our ULTIMATE PACKAGE!
🔥 Graphene Protection
🔥 Express Interior Detail
🔥 Exclusive to our wash

And here’s the deal you’ve been waiting for…

🔥🔥 ALL UNLIMITED MONTHLY MEMBERSHIPS ARE 50% OFF FOR YOUR FIRST 2 MONTHS! 🔥🔥

That means you can experience our premium wash packages for HALF PRICE for your first two months.

🚗 Wash as often as you want
✨ Keep your vehicle looking its best
🛡️ Premium protection
💎 Exclusive technology & services

Don’t wait. Upgrade your clean. Upgrade your protection.

📍 Stop by today and ask about our Unlimited Wash Club!

⚠️ Limited-time offer. First two months of unlimited membership are 50% off. Terms and conditions may apply.

06/04/2026

Well it was a nice trip down to the peninsula and then life happened. First my wife’s car dies and now T-boned. Traveling back north from Homer almost to Soldotna. Had to cancel visits to the other great washes. I was able to Pass by KB Laser Wash and wave in the tow truck. No one was hurt. It is starting to get soar though. Be safe everyone!

05/07/2026

I recently had made my routine visits to Seward, AK, stopping at Essential 1 Car Wash, and then proceeded to KB Laser Wash in Soldotna, AK. During my trip, I successfully verified numbers, ensured titrations were accurate, and discovered several key points. It is fulfilling to provide assistance and satisfaction to valued owners.

05/06/2026

I’m sure it always rains here in Valdez. Even when I worked for C.A.T. Transportation, I swear every time it was always raining. Well good trip visiting Capt'n Joe's Gas making sure chemicals are dialed in and ready for summer. Great place to visit when in town.