10/04/2026
🚨 PSA: IF YOUR TIRES ARE BALDER THAN YOUR MAN’S HEAD, IT’S TIME. 🚨
Stop looking at those slick-ass tires saying,
“They’ve probably got one more winter in them.”
NO THE FU*K THEY DON’T. 😂😭
If we can see more cords than tread, you’re not driving — you’re gambling.
And Alaska winter does NOT give a s**t about your confidence. ❄️
One patch of ice and your bald-tire-having ass is gonna be sliding through an intersection sideways, gripping the steering wheel and suddenly finding Jesus. 🙏😂
🛞 WE SELL NEW TIRES
🔧 WE INSTALL THEM
🚐 WE COME TO YOU
Your tires shouldn’t look like they’ve been through three divorces & bankruptcy 🤦🏼♀️
THE MOBILE TIRE GUY
Keeping your ass out of the ditch one questionable financial decision at a time. 😂🛞❄️