Caltex Woodville

16/06/2026

When you choose to shop our store for free.....you are caught. Smile because you are on camera. This shopping list is being tallied up as I type! Access to our store after hours will stop if this behaviour continues to increase you 💩 head. Your sense of entitlement reeks.

16/06/2026

They are back!! Dumplings and new in-store squishy butter! They are both going like hotcakes so be fast......or for all the parents if you don't want your kids to see these don't head right when you come into the shop 😜

13/06/2026

Ummm sorry.....you know that thing behind me......well someone took the tin foil hat off and the UFOs came in....next minute blue lights flashing the sky lights up and the power is out! Luckily the hat was found and power has been restored again ....sorry.

🍦 No ice creams or energy drinks were harmed in the confusion. All coffee beans have been accounted for.......apart from the box the ailens took.

02/06/2026

For a limited time only we are offering Protein Shakes - in chocolate or caramel chocolate.

We know you work hard, so we thought we would offer a shake that works as hard as you 🫵

Starting 3 June 2026.

15/05/2026

These gorgeous peeps need a team mate!

Someone to ......

😷 Cover their bacon when they are sick.....
❤️ Pull some shifts so they can have a holiday (at separate times with their whanau)
⛹️‍♀️ follow their kids on sports trips
🎳 Go on their own sports trips
🪽 Be a wingman/gal

An overall casual on call super star who is not afraid to pull some night shifts with the vampires 🧛‍♂️ and crazies (🌕 only )..... And our awesome regular commuters and Truckies.

If you are up for joining a cool team where there is no room to hide lazy then this could be for you.

Cleaning, cooking a bunch of pies and making some good coffee while being friendly at the same time are all requirements of the job. Major multi tasking is also required.

If you think you have what it takes email

1. Your Covering letter stating what it is you think you would do well and why you would like to join our team
2. Attach your CV to .....

[email protected]

12/05/2026

EDIT.....7am 13 May....yes!!! We are back baby!!!! Truckie Justin has arrived just in time. No need to run on the asparator that one of you suggested.

6.30am 13 May.... And we are OUT OF DIESEL 🤞🤞 ones of the two trucks is on it's way....

Argh she's back and it's about to happen again 🤬. Someone somewhere (not here) decided to not send our diesel truck in today 🤯 so we will run out sometime tonight 😱. The tankers will be in tomorrow first thing to fill us back up. If it is not urgent we would appreciate you helping us to avoid an empty tank by waiting until tomorrow which also happens to be a super pumped day. Or just getting what you need to get where you need to be 🙏

Super frustrating I know but absolutely out of our control.

**er

11/05/2026

What a beautiful day it is promising to be. Come and grab a coffee, a pie, or whatever treat or essential you need and enjoy the sunshine. .....unless the fog is 🫣

06/05/2026

Hot off the press!!! A mayoral email leak. Normally we would not share the goss here. But today we are...the top piece of community gossip today! Tararua District Council whoops. 🫣

MAYORAL EMAIL LEAKED!!@!!%$$!%!

04/05/2026

When it is Cheap Tuesday why not treat yourself. Across all our **standard** hot drinks. $3.50 medium, $4.50 Large. Every Tuesday.

Great coffee everyday and even moreso on a Tuesday ❤️ Mocha, Latte, Flat White, Long Black, Americano, Mocha, Hot Chocolate, and Cappuccino what's your cup of choice? Or are you a powerful shot of espresso?

24/04/2026

Out and about on this beautiful day. Their fuel status is out of stock and looks like it has been that way for many years. 🤔

A quaint little spot on SH54. Finally got hubby to stop so I could get a pic IYKYK