20/08/2026
Rotisserie meatballs....
Or, unexpected chicken cooker.
While we do see a decent number of Volvo's come through this place for certification of modifications, this car caused a number of double takes from the tech team.
This car is determined to not be the 1980's movie cliche car, where everyone's "mom" drives a hearing aid beige or another equally vanilla coloured Volvo station wagon. This car is in no way beige in colour, or performance.
It's rocking a 13B turbo (Mazda, not the old Toyota 13B, which would be a whole different and much slower adventure), with an aftermarket turbo and ECU, it seems likely that there's some very non Swedish power output figures. The aftermarket dash display will help them keep an eye on the engine information, although we're not sure you can get a Haltech display at Ikea.
The car is still running factory brakes and diff, but they've built adjustable struts for the front and gone for some 18" wheels.
You can't build adjustable struts from an Ikea kit, but if you look in the Suspension Standard, page #13 onward, the requirements are there to build your own set at home if you can’t buy a compliant direct replacement off the shelf!
https://www.lvvta.org.nz/documents/standards/LVVTA_STD_Suspension_Systems.pdf
They applied for an exemption from the Geneva convention requirement, so that they didn't need to run the mandatory camo door cards that go with a rotary swap.
Thanks to the certifier and vehicle owner for permission to use the photos and tell the story.