29/04/2026
RIGHT YA DEGENERATES…
May 3rd at Ruapuna Raceway with and honestly if you miss this meeting I hope your lawn mower only starts first pull when nobody’s watching.
Season Finale baby. The last chance this season to:
— send rods to the moon
— argue about reaction times like it’s a court case
— and spend thousands of dollars to win a trophy worth less than your fuel bill ❤️
Some of you racers have been talking BIG online too…
“she’s making 900 horsepower now bro”
Cool. Last meeting you got gapped by a Corolla with three mismatched wheels and a dream. Stay humble.
And lads… if your partner hits you with:
“babe do you REALLY need to go racing again?”
Just look her dead in the eyes and say:
“Do you really need another blanket from Kmart?”
Equal rights. Equal fights. 🤝
Spectators:
Please remember this is drag racing.
So if you hear:
BANG
FLAMES
LOUD NOISES
MEN SCREAMING
…that means it’s working.
Also a special shoutout to the blokes who say:
“I could build one of those easy as”
Brother… your daily driver has had the check engine light on since the Jacinda government. Relax.
And YES:
— food vendors will be there
— kids are welcome
— no, your v**e cloud does not count as tyre smoke
— and no, I will not “just quickly” sneak your mate into the pits because “he knows cars.” So does half of Facebook comments sections and they’re still wrong.
Get your asses there. Pack the banks. Bring your mates, your kids, your emotionally unstable rotary friends and that one uncle who still talks about his 1987 burnout comp win like it was Bathurst.
May 3rd. Let’s finish the season the only way we know how:
LOUD, CHAOTIC & QUESTIONABLY ORGANISED
