13/05/2026
TOTAL RV OFFICIAL CARAVAN SAFETY LOADING GUIDE
After years of careful testing, weight distribution calculations, and watching couples pack for weekend trips… the team at Total RV can finally reveal the scientifically proven caravan loading system!
🟥 Beer, wine & food
🟨 Her gear
🟩 Her beauty products
🟧 More of her gear
🟦 His gear
As you can see, the “His Gear” section has been strategically engineered into the front toolbox and must contain ALL of the following:
✔️ One hoodie
✔️ Jandals/thongs
✔️ Fishing tackle
✔️ Random cables no one has used since 2014
✔️ “Emergency” tools that never get touched
✔️ A chilly bin full of “roadie” beverages
Meanwhile inside the van…
👗 17 outfit options for a 2-night getaway
🧴 Enough beauty products to survive a minor apocalypse
🛏️ Decorative cushions that are apparently “essential”
☕ A coffee setup more advanced than most cafés
The real miracle of caravanning is not reversing into a tight campsite… it’s fitting everything in while someone says:
“Babe, I’ve only packed the basics.”
Tag your travel partner below 👇
Especially the one who needs three storage compartments just for “just in case” items.
TOTAL RV