13/10/2026
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: BYD SALESMAN REPORTS A MISSING PERSON! 👻🚗
Last seen: “Hi, can I know if you’re still interested in the BYD?” 📱
Last words: “Okay, I’ll think about it first!” 😂
Since then… NO CALLS. NO TEXTS. NO SIGNS OF LIFE. 💀😭
Relax! I’m not here to steal your heart… ❤️
I’M JUST TRYING TO STEAL YOU A GOOD DEAL! 🤣🔥
👻 Ghost your ex if you must, but don’t leave your friendly BYD salesman talking to himself! 😂
Your dream car is waiting. I’m just one reply away! 🚘⚡
📩 Come say hi! I promise I don’t bite. Unless you ask me about my monthly sales target. 💀😂