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29/05/2026

😂 MAZDA DEMIO DELIVERY CHRONICLES 🚗🇰🇪

Driving a wine-red Mazda Demio to Nairobi, I was enjoying the ride mpaka nikafika Utawala.

Out of nowhere, a police officer waved me down.

👮‍♂️ "Boss, simama hapo kidogo."

Nikapark.

Akaizunguka gari mara mbili, akaangalia rims, akaangalia interior, akaangalia color.

Then akaniuliza:

👮‍♂️ "Hii gari ni yako?"

Mimi: "Hapana boss, naipeleka kwa customer."

Akatulia kidogo akasema:

👮‍♂️ "Aah sawa... nilikuwa nafikiria tuongee kuhusu kitu kidogo."

Mimi nikaanza kushtuka. 😅

Kumbe anaendelea:

👮‍♂️ "Kitu kidogo yaani lift tu kutoka hapa hadi stage. Hii Demio inaonekana inakunywa mafuta k**a soda." 🤣🤣

Nikacheka nikamwambia:

"Boss, customer akiona mileage imeongezeka atajua kuna mtu alikuwa anatest drive."

Akasema:

👮‍♂️ "Basi enda haraka kabla mimi mwenyewe niombe kuendesha." 😂🚔

Nikafika kwa customer salama, lakini mpaka leo nikikumbuka "kitu kidogo" ya afande ilikuwa lift, si vile nilikuwa nimefikiria. 🤣🤣

🚗😂🇰🇪

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11/05/2026

😂 Kenya is truly operating on premium comedy mode.

A whole republic with printers everywhere, government offices in every county, and experts in “urgent procurement”…

…but ballot papers must travel internationally first before wananchi can vote in Emurua Dikirr. 😭

So we can assemble cars, build roads, launch digital systems and even print campaign posters overnight…

…but democracy itself needs import duty. 🇰🇪📦

At this point don’t be shocked if IEBC starts sending tracking numbers:

🚢 “Your vote is currently at the port.”
📍Expected delivery: after court cases.

Meanwhile somewhere in Mombasa, Thrifty Wheels Motors can deliver a fully loaded Prado faster than ballot papers can arrive. 😂🚘

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03/05/2026

🔥 FEATURES
✔ 3000cc Turbo Diesel (Powerful & Fuel Efficient)
✔ Automatic Transmission
✔ Full Leather Interior
✔ Touchscreen Infotainment
✔ Reverse Camera
✔ LED Headlights
✔ Alloy Wheels
✔ Roof Rails
✔ Push Start
✔ Multi-function Steering
🛡️ COMFORT & SAFETY
✔ Smooth ride & stable handling
✔ Spacious 7-seater (family + business ready)
✔ ABS, Airbags & Stability Control
✔ High ground clearance – perfect for all terrains
📍 CONDITION
✔ Locally Used
✔ Very Clean Unit
✔ Well Maintained
✔ Ready to Drive
📞 CONTACT
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